Love is...........

[FC Brugge]

... a bitch

 

[bigbadjeff]

not making her lie in the damp patch,,,,,,

Ducks expecting a barrage of blows from female Evertonians

 

[chicoazul]

Kissing lots of pretty girls whilst slightly drunk.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

... an expense.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

A big fat lie....

 

[padefc]

... like blood :

killing joke?? alove like blood

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Everton Football Club.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Beyond oxygen. It is needed far more.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

killing joke?? alove like blood

Nah - John Hiatt

 

[Whitebootman]

In the air.

I love you all, darlings.


*This flu medicine the wife got me is good.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

When your missus lets you curl one down in the en-suite

 

[bobbyrob]

If you can take the Pain baby..........

 

[toffeetower]

A verb, love is a doing word, fearless on my breath.

 

[robbo1957]

My right hand always there and never has a headache.