As much as I'd love it , I can't see this happening.
Nevermind the whole will he / won't he stay at Chelsea fiasco, he's that good - and that highly rated in the football world that if a bid that Everton could afford was accepted I reckon a CL team would be in there like a shot.
He's genuinely good enough to play for a team like AC or Inter at the moment, most of the German CL clubs and the Spanish ones too. All clubs with bigger names, playing football at a higher level in nicer climates.
The kind of bid we could afford wouldn't be out of anyone's price range at that level and they would be buying him on the same basis we would be, 5 year deal and either a profit or at least 5 years good service from a very good young striker with an excellent record for his age in market where investments are more important than ever due to FFP
It wasn't that long ago that he was one of the highest rated youngsters in the world and he hasn't failed since, only improved. So all the big clubs are more than aware of him and what he's about.
I think he'd be our biggest signing in probably my lifetime , since Kanchelskis at least. But I can see us losing out whilst Bill is on SSN grinning about how close we were and how it proves we're in the market for the very best.
We'll then sign DJ Campbell