Lukaku

[KevMirallas]

So I'm guessing this will be held off until he gets back to Chelsea training next week. And then until we get back from Thailand. And then until Jose can convince him he has a role to play.

Sit tight lads, we've got a way to go yet.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Can we sign someone please? You know, before Eminem (Mick Madar) signs Lid Unit to his label Sheedy Records.

 

[Zodiak2]

 

[Blue Cheese]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

Hi Mick x

 

[Kiwi]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

OOOOOOOOH. Put that on yer soundcloud lad

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

I can't believe that your rap career hasn't taken off yet Mick.

 

[Iron Mike]

I don't rap mate it was a reply to jaytality.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

Quality that Mick lad.

 

[orly]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

Incredible mick

 

[Raino85]

Iv noticed this thread has moved alot less slowly last couple of days. Think everyone is a little bored of this saga and reports, journo's, twitter in the knows, skybet etc. Although i have a feeling if we get him we will have to wait till after our game with chelsea

 

[MACCA75]

Dear Bill,

It's been 3 weeks you still callin, no player wants to sign and frankly it's appallin, to sign Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea and we're all in, I just don't see it happening I wonder why you're stallin?, I really rate him Bill the guy has raw potential, 20 years old and his skills are quite essential, I love you Bill we could've been together think about it, I've still got the picture in my phone of that dog you mounted, I sat back and listened to all the bullshi that you spouted, whilst all along I believed you and Martinez allowed it, well anyway I gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, Ive got Lukaku and Mourinho and Terry's got his bits out.

Dear Mick...

I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy, you say Lukaku's off his holiday now? So just where the hell is he?
I gave the cheque to Suntan, I wrote the address to Chelsea perfect, I never spent that money, but Robby tells me he is worth it
He'll be here any day now, along with his friend Besic, I don't know what the hold up is, I hope he got the message,
I see you got some issues Mick, I know that you don't trust, but watch this space and relax man, I'll call the Fortress if I must.
Some guys do some crazy shi, just last week at Blood Brothers, a guy went proper psycho man he was dressed up as my mother. Said I'd finally driven him round the bend and he used to be my biggest fan, infact come to think of it, his name was Steve Wigan. Damn.

Bill

 

[bluebud]

Dear Mick...

I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy, you say Lukaku's off his holiday now? So just where the hell is he?
I gave the cheque to Suntan, I wrote the address to Chelsea perfect, I never spent that money, but Robby tells me he is worth it
He'll be here any day now, along with his friend Besic, I don't know what the hold up is, I hope he got the message,
I see you got some issues Mick, I know that you don't trust, but watch this space and relax man, I'll call the Fortress if I must.
Some guys do some crazy shi, just last week at Blood Brothers, a guy went proper psycho man he was dressed up as my mother. Said I'd finally driven him round the bend and he used to be my biggest fan, infact come to think of it, his name was Steve Wigan. Damn.

Bill

lol Quality that.

 

[ART]

Any one hear that Juventus are looking for him on loan.

 

[bluemangroup]

Any one hear that Juventus are looking for him on loan.

There's not much substance to the Juve link I'm led to believe. Sky italia helping sky bet out maybe?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Dear Mick...

I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy, you say Lukaku's off his holiday now? So just where the hell is he?
I gave the cheque to Suntan, I wrote the address to Chelsea perfect, I never spent that money, but Robby tells me he is worth it
He'll be here any day now, along with his friend Besic, I don't know what the hold up is, I hope he got the message,
I see you got some issues Mick, I know that you don't trust, but watch this space and relax man, I'll call the Fortress if I must.
Some guys do some crazy shi, just last week at Blood Brothers, a guy went proper psycho man he was dressed up as my mother. Said I'd finally driven him round the bend and he used to be my biggest fan, infact come to think of it, his name was Steve Wigan. Damn.

Bill

Crying at this in work.

Bravo, bravo.