M6 today

[DavidH]

Crap name and all. One for the James Bond wannabes.

 

[Blue 1]

I did less than 30mph all the way from Preston to the M5 once. The M6 sucks big dog's cock.

Also, I drove from Northampton to Somerset today and the only fecker I had a row with was a Tesla driver.

 

[chrismpw]

They where getting everyone off onto the m55 which then was gridlocked. As people where waiting for hours and hours they started taking kids for a piss on the hard shoulder. Then all the tits started having enough and speeding down the hard shoulder. Can’t believe nobody was killed.

I was in a trivial hold up on the m22 a few weeks back and somebody of dubious parentage in, could you guess, an Audi, was rattling past crawling traffic on the hard shoulder so fast he was spraying up dust and grit.

I hope some gantry cameras caught the imbecile.

 

[john jako]

I was in a trivial hold up on the m22 a few weeks back and somebody of dubious parentage in, could you guess, an Audi was rattling past crawling traffic, on the hard shoulder, so fast he was spraying up dust and grit.

I hope some gantry cameras caught the imbecile.

I can’t believe how often it happens mate. It’s so dangerous. People also put their hazards on thinking that’s sound.

 

[chrismpw]

I can’t believe how often it happens mate. It’s so dangerous. People also put their hazards on thinking that’s sound.

Oh, that's cute ... I thought hazards were so that BMWs could park anywhere they want.

 

[Rita_Poon]

You guys are forgetting the phantom crapper, you know, the gout faced former manager of man yooooo.

 

[Blue 1]

I was in a trivial hold up on the m22 a few weeks back and somebody of dubious parentage in, could you guess, an Audi, was rattling past crawling traffic on the hard shoulder so fast he was spraying up dust and grit.

I hope some gantry cameras caught the imbecile.

I hope his arsehole seals up and he gets a spot of wee on his pants every time he coughs. Cupid stunt.

 

[marnie]

Anyone get stuck on there?

Took me 11 hours to do a 4 hour journey today. Think I travelled 8 miles in 5 hours. Must be horrible for old people, parents with young children and anyone with a disability. I’m a fighting fit piss head and struggled.

Mad how much chaos closing a section of a motorway does.

Good thread. Would read again.

Some FFFERS New Fridge fell off the fornt of his van and he was completely oblivious to it. He was pissing in a coke bottle at the time x

 

[gianthogweed]

Yeah people dying seems to upset other peoples plans for the day the M6 can do that to you how i don't miss it

 

[Tigger]

I drive a Tesla mate and my driving is exemplary

Saving the world one mile at a time, thank you so much x

 

[tr_efc]

@tr_efc did you feel a disturbance in the force today?

How dairy make jokes about my fridge on another thread!

 

[cronullasharks]

Yes, on their phones, arguing with a passenger or just a bell end.

Saw some tool in a BMW near take out a pedestrian and almost hit an oncoming car at a set of lights on a cross roads earlier. They were on red and decided to jump them.

I should really start uploading stuff from my dashcam to the police website. I catch stuff daily.

Grass

 

[Thomasc]

One of my mates set off at 10am yesterday to pick another mate and his Mrs up from Manchester airport and got stuck on the M55 due to the accident.

My mate and his Mrs were back from Spain and in the pub for 3pm while he was still sat on the motorway at 6pm.

Where’s the justice in that? lol

 

[wainy]

Saving the world one mile at a time, thank you so much x

Not really mate, I like the idea of kids being forced to work for free to mine the minerals for my batteries. #woke

 

[Nightman]

A tanker hit the central reservation at 7am today.

Was a tanker full of milk. Took them till 6pm to clear it up and open it.

Everyone fuming online at lancs police and NW highways. Then everyone replying saying no point crying over spilled milk hahaha.

Udderly delicious.

@Milk