Not Safe For Work! Madonna though lads

[The binman chronicles]

Is she the fallen one with the big boobies?

I remember having a very nice poster of her up on my wall from smash hits magazine where she is wearing a lace bra in the 80's. I would that Madonna, not this one though.

 

[tommye]

I can imagine her nether regions have a distinct aroma of rotting fish guts.

I'd rather not thank you

 

[jaycee]

I can imagine her nether regions have a distinct aroma of rotting fish guts.

I'd rather not thank you

Like Grimsby on a hot day

 

[orly]

Holly Valance loves the bum bum

 

[The binman chronicles]

Like Grimsby on a hot day

Speaking of Grimsby, they obviously couldn't film the scene inside of a real elephant, so Madonna stood in instead. They had to staple one end shut so only two men could fit in to the canal to make it more realistic, but that's the magic of Holywood.

 

[cronullasharks]

I can imagine her nether regions have a distinct aroma of rotting fish guts.

I'd rather not thank you

Even better, straight in there

 

[redeye]

Be like throwing your hand in a bucket of tripe.
It's a no from me.

And its a NO from him.

 

[TommyDavo]

She is 62 and would probably prefer sucking on a worthington originals get a grip

And drinks pints of bitter as well eh, didn’t realise she was from Birkenhead

 

[Paris]

I think that we've let ourselves down on our language, particularly as there are ladies present. I'm very sorry for any offence caused @RAFUH and @LinekersLegs

 

[bluejohn66]

Vag like a ripped out fireplace...........
But it's a Yes from me !!

 

[trueblue84]

 

[Prevenger17]

Would be like opening the window and having sex with a cloudless night. It's a no from me dawg

 

[tommytowne]

Need a tub of swarfega to lube up

More like throw a bucket of sand up there to ensure a bit of friction.

 

[degsy]

Need a tub of swarfega to lube up

Her or you

 

[degsy]

Is she the fallen one with the big boobies?

I remember having a very nice poster of her up on my wall from smash hits magazine where she is wearing a lace bra in the 80's. I would that Madonna, not this one though.

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