Bungle
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I run an evening where it's just the lads being lads having a bit of a manly wrestle and there's absolutely no judgement on the odd occasion where someone's penis falls into one of the lads arses
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Making changing rooms fair for all
- Thread starter Diogenes the Cynic
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I run an evening where it's just the lads being lads having a bit of a manly wrestle and there's absolutely no judgement on the odd occasion where someone's penis falls into one of the lads arses
I bumped into the dad of an old childhood friend in the gym changing rooms a few months back. Was talking to him for about 20 mins. He was asking me about the family and updating me on his grandchildren etc.
It was a nice catch up tbf, but he had his cock out for the entire duration of this conversation.
It was a nice catch up tbf, but he had his cock out for the entire duration of this conversation.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
i believe that makes you extra straight actually. @Diogenes the Cynic can there also be a room for the super straights? Preferably with little holes In between changing rooms where we can discuss the latest hot straight news?
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Hey you do you.
I'm not out to try and take anything away from people, I'm trying to work out how we can work together and create an inclusive safe space where men can watch women undress without cash or consent.
This is what I imagine goes on during those straight pride parades all those sensitive MAGA and ‘Proud’ Boy types were having a while back.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Rantallion?
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I loved many a Thai ladyboy so I wouldn't have access to such a room myself unfortunately.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
That makes you god tier straight I think. Will need to check with my old man though
There is a fella in the gym I go to who stands in the changies with his towel round his neck, holding on to each side of it, whilst completely bollocko. Just stands there chatting to people with his little mushroom popping out.
It's hard to not laugh while he's stood there asking you about the footy.
It’s hard to say whether his bollocks were lower or his foreskin.
Resembled a heavily malnourished anteater.
Just have one changing room for everyone. Be like a scene off Rome.
I personally couldn’t think of anything worse than a female catching a glimpse of my hairy arsehole while I was getting changed, but each to their own.
You’re not one of those weird arl fellas that sticks one leg up on a bench to dry are you
Not a chance mate. I have everything lined up ready to put on. The less time I can spend with my knob out the better.
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