Man Suing Greggs After Having Sexual Intercourse with a pasty.

[Groucho]

Does it say what pasty it was ?

The new Anne Summers flavour

 

[tommye]

Does it say what pasty it was ?

smeg and bacon?

 

[chrissyjack]

It would be cheaper to buy those uncooked ones from Iceland. Guaranteed sex life . Infact, he could have just de-frosted one and avoided the burnt knob.

 

[Groucho]

It would be cheaper to buy those uncooked ones from Iceland. Guaranteed sex life . Infact, he could have just de-frosted one and avoided the burnt knob.

Ice burns mate.

 

[EFC David]

Simply go down to Greggs and recreate the incident with your own pasty.

I prefer to put my penis inside a sugar ring donut then get the dog to eat it off.

 

[chrissyjack]

You won't burn it on a cake . A Cum Baba would be a good choice

 

[Groucho]

I prefer to put my penis inside a sugar ring donut then get the dog to eat it off.

Have you been taking lessons from @Bungle?

 

[TheFinnFan]

http://www.veooz.com/photos/VH1qf6Y.html


Must have been sausage roll playing.

Always let it rest about 20minutes before you dip..

..amateur

 

[Brennan]

vvvvvvv

 

[Allezfan]

Blatantly a parody and not a real article, like.

But quite funny, to be fair.

 

[peteblue]

Yeah but a pasty is no steak and kidney pie like.......

 

[chrissyjack]

Could have tried a pork pie

 

[peteblue]

Could have tried a pork pie

Be honest lad, you've never had a French pastry......

 

[chrissyjack]

Be honest lad, you've never had a French pastry......

I'd just get an empty pastry case. Add my own meat and two veg

 

[blue4eva77]

Gotta be a CHEESE and onion