Match Thread Manchester United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Thomasc]

Easy 3-0 home win

 

[jazzy]

Everton need an erection, up steps Viagra.

Well, we need some form of penetration....

Actually what Everton really need is an enema

 

[Drico]

Actually what Everton really need is an enema

Isn't that Liverpool?

Oh, enem-a!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Genuinely think it’ll be 0-0 this

Can’t work out how I’d feel about that

 

[Ring master]

If people think we will lose, we may as well go for it and lose, instead of trying not to concede for 90mins and hope for a draw. We have a 3 weeks break so i would go for it myself

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Weekend ruined early doors...great

 

[maccavennie]

Draw or a win for Everton.

 

[GoldenToffee]

About 9-0 to them.

 

[blue61]

God I hate football.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

1-1. We'll be leading till the 98th minute and the Manc's will get a dodgy pen awarded by VAR.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Guaranteed defeat.... Bend over FC is coming to Manchester.

Winless in 11, 5 points from 33.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Can't wait.

 

[MikeH72]

They are absolutely rubbish but we’ll treat them as if they’re Alex Ferguson’s treble winners and camp on the edge of our own box trying to grind out a 0-0, and will tamely lose 2-0.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

They can’t sit back like they did today, especially after losing. Any speedy striker should be desperate to play against a highish line of walking football Varane and former relegated Leicester physio table resident 43 year old Evans. And Onana won’t be able to lose the run of Casemiro because if he turns his head, he will be in exactly the same place as he was when he last checked even if running full tilt.

It’s set up ok for us IF we can take a chance and return to our stubborn defence. Big call for Dyche - will he actually set up in a way that gives us a chance to exploit their clear weaknesses at the back, or bottle it because of their occasionally dangerous forward players and go 6-3-1.

 

[john jako]

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They are absolutely rubbish but we’ll treat them as if they’re Alex Ferguson’s treble winners and camp on the edge of our own box trying to grind out a 0-0, and will tamely lose 2-0.

Marco silva showed a few weeks back to play against these. He had Iwobi though so don’t think we have that level of creativity