Match Thread Manchester United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Zezti]

Honestly just relegate us. Let these 'kin frauds jump ship and go pretend to be footballers for other teams. Sick of them.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Did Dyche tell Tarks or Godfrey to make challenges in the box on Garnacho?

Dyche sets up a team that can't play effective football. Dyche has continually selected Godfrey, even though our defensive record has gone to absolute turd since he got back in the side and Godfrey had been directly responsible for at least 3 goals since his return.

Face it, any team with Dyche as manager does not deserve to be a Premier League team, as Dyche is not a Premier League manager.

 

[BlueHutch]

2-0 eh?

Massive surprise

I despise this team.

 

[heatmeiser]

in a word...

bobbins!

He's on the bench mate

 

[Axlswhk]

What the [Poor language removed] is going on with this team?

 

[Vintage]

Coleman needs to come on for Godfrey at half time. Maybe Gomes on aswel

 

[mikel_88]

Play an actually rb ffs

 

[koma]

We're absoluty useless in the final third, there is no quality whatsoever.

 

[luuk_deventer]

Garner has two corners. Doesn’t beat the first man or goes out for a goal kick on the other side.

That’s it. Can’t remember him taking one that lands on the keeper or anywhere near the penalty spot.

 

[GoldenToffee]

It's games like this when I'm absolutely pining for Gray and Iwobi.

 

[Davideeyore]

Turned this off and that's what i'm doing with Everton. Simply had enough. They're immitation, it's not Everton that I grew up supporting these are phonies. Right through the club.

 

[DualityNSNO]

When are you going to have a pop at the worst player in our team , Doucoure

Cuz he's back to being anonymous - we set up to play for him to get chances and when he's back to his normal form he brings nothing to the team.

Plus Dyche never subs him anyway so

 

[Khalekan]

If we're going to be this much of a calamity at the back, I don't see what Dyche is bringing. Being tight at the back and hard to concede against is his supposed bread and butter. Every time a team runs at us, we look like conceding.

Remember that 1-1 draw at Brighton last month?

Three times, from corners, a Brighton player had afree header….fortunately all hit straight at Pickfird.

A joke.

 

[eurosrees]

Im beggining to wonder if we’d score if they only had a keeper on the pitch, we’d just keep shooting over the bar and hoofing corners too long all afternoon.

 

[carolinablue232]

Take the whole right side off at half. Put actual footballers in their place.