I dont understand what his team are trying to do. They don't do anything well.
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I dont understand what his team are trying to do. They don't do anything well.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Well, I've definitely figured out the enigma that is Onana.
He conned United into signing him.
Have you ever noticed that his hairstyle is cut to stand about 3 inches off the top of his pip?
It's been the same style since he signed for them, and it has intentionally been cut to look that way.
And no, it's not because he's trying to make some sort of profound fashion statement, or because he thinks it looks stylish, or even because he's trying to start a new hairstyle trend...
No, it's because that's the billed height he sold United on when they were looking at him as a potential signing.
It's clearly been an oversight on United's behalf, and he's had to live the lie ever since his signing, because nobody has called him on it yet.
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £35m
Afrocentric bruv.
Tbf, Bruno Fernandes is a good player and seems to “get” what it means to play for a historically big club
I’m not sure he’s a good captain though
Sometimes the captain isn’t the best overall player in the team
You need leadership skills above all else
I’m not sure he’s a good captain though
Sometimes the captain isn’t the best overall player in the team
You need leadership skills above all else
duncs pigeon
Player Valuation: £35m
A good player, but goes missing in big games. Ok doing it against the likes of us and other sides near the bottom but very rarely has a good game against sides near the top.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
there’s a United fan on social media who dedicates hours to pointing out what Fernandes does wrong in each game. It’s compulsive viewing. I’ll try digging some videos out.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Poor man's Matt Le Tissier.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
The guy is like ‘and Martinez gets the ball ere and he’s looking for an easy pass, BUT FERNANDES IS COMPLETELY OUT OF POSITION!!’ Can actually feel his blood pressure rising. It’s great stuff.
@anxiouswarrior what do you make of Fernades lad?
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Think Keane was ready to fight
He's a bluffer, he's a puffer, he's a midnight duffer
Play my music in the sun...
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
"Who do you point the finger at?"
Brilliant.
"You can't blame him he's young, you can't blame the foreign lad he's new to the league, who then?"
I admire his steadfast resolution to keep naming Adams. Wright wants to talk more than the sum of the parts but knows it's a lost cause with Keane.
man utd have no identity, there's no continuation of principals, that's where Ferguson was so clever, he repeatedly blended the successes of yesterday with new blood today, cultivated the right attitude, it was a production line of the right player that had bought into his vision seasons before. This issue is hard fought and easily lost.
How'd you rate the captains of the PL? Adams, Keane, Vieira, Drogba, then who? Up to the city & Kompany era?
Brilliant.
"You can't blame him he's young, you can't blame the foreign lad he's new to the league, who then?"
I admire his steadfast resolution to keep naming Adams. Wright wants to talk more than the sum of the parts but knows it's a lost cause with Keane.
man utd have no identity, there's no continuation of principals, that's where Ferguson was so clever, he repeatedly blended the successes of yesterday with new blood today, cultivated the right attitude, it was a production line of the right player that had bought into his vision seasons before. This issue is hard fought and easily lost.
How'd you rate the captains of the PL? Adams, Keane, Vieira, Drogba, then who? Up to the city & Kompany era?
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