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The Don.
Mugged his haters rar off.
Mugged his haters rar off.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Cant wait for the inevitable logic leaps where Carlo is responsible for all our new signings but it’s Brands fault we’ve haven’t shifted any sales yet.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
He should be a bit further down that alleyway sitting in a wheelie bin with the other garbage.
shush Dave
He/we could do with shifting a few to be fair.
Peeps who Brands has mugged off this week:
- Gino Pozzo
- Aurelio De Laurentiis
- Florentino Pérez
Storm_Cloud
Player Valuation: £500k
No, let’s not get onto sales, or someone will end up posting over and over again how Brands is a fraud for not getting rid of Bolasie, Tosun and Sandro for 25m each.
Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes sir, of course, 12 million sounds very reasonable... and please, let me apologize for us asking for more... It was wrong of us and we know that now. Won't happen again sir.
How does he do it every time tho.
Walks in, pulls pants down and takes what he wants.
The Don.
Walks in, pulls pants down and takes what he wants.
The Don.
mccole
Player Valuation: £35m
The Brands Model/Project has never been the problem.
Our problems was having our pants pulled down for huge long-term deals for players like Bolasie, Sandro, Klaassen, Tosun, etc and the inconsistency of the managerial appointments.
The club has absorbed huge amounts to soften the mega amounts of wasted money and opportunities with such bad deals.
Add to Koeman, Fat Sam and Silva being given huge amounts to add to the squad to play their way which had been different every season which makes players unable to play in such systems.
Yes it's not been plain sailing for Brands:
• Not getting Centre Back and Defensive Cover
• Some misses buying i.e. Iwobi, Bernard, Delph
But with a truly unique and special manager in Carlo Ancelotti, we can reach a higher standard of footballer who will be attracted to the club and it's future.
"as a director of football, you are looking for a squad of 23 players, with three goalkeepers, seven or eight defenders, six midfielders, six attackers."
- Marcel Brands: January 2020
We are slowly adding and dropping towards this number but most importantly getting a better standard of squad across the team. It's been only 2 years since Brands joined and he is getting us closer to his vision then previous years but Carlo is the biggest indication that we are going upwards rather then down.
Our problems was having our pants pulled down for huge long-term deals for players like Bolasie, Sandro, Klaassen, Tosun, etc and the inconsistency of the managerial appointments.
The club has absorbed huge amounts to soften the mega amounts of wasted money and opportunities with such bad deals.
Add to Koeman, Fat Sam and Silva being given huge amounts to add to the squad to play their way which had been different every season which makes players unable to play in such systems.
Yes it's not been plain sailing for Brands:
• Not getting Centre Back and Defensive Cover
• Some misses buying i.e. Iwobi, Bernard, Delph
But with a truly unique and special manager in Carlo Ancelotti, we can reach a higher standard of footballer who will be attracted to the club and it's future.
"as a director of football, you are looking for a squad of 23 players, with three goalkeepers, seven or eight defenders, six midfielders, six attackers."
- Marcel Brands: January 2020
We are slowly adding and dropping towards this number but most importantly getting a better standard of squad across the team. It's been only 2 years since Brands joined and he is getting us closer to his vision then previous years but Carlo is the biggest indication that we are going upwards rather then down.
TheVelourFog
Player Valuation: £6m
The greatest trick The Architect ever pulled was convincing Davek he didn't exist...
AmericasToffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Lozano and Tomori? And Jota? And Neuer + Kimmich on loan? Get in, Marcel.
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