2019/20 Marcel Brands

[Stephen Gibson]

He still needs to work his magic to make 6-8 of our current first team squad disappear.

I reckon 4 will go. 3 sold & 1 loan.

 

[Death]

Anyone with HK in their username makes me curious.

Bi?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I reckon 4 will go. 3 sold & 1 loan.

Who bro?

I will be disgusted if we don't permanently get rid of Bolasie, Mirallas, McCarthy, Niasse and Besic. Or at least loan the ones whose contracts are up end of season.

 

[Tel001]

I’m probably gonna have to delete my account after this, but I agree. Something along the lines of sweet Caroline.

Braaaaaands, Marcel braaaands
Signing keeeen, signing luuuuu - cas - digne
Sweet Marcus brands (da da da)
Sexy football back at good - ison ison ison

I’d be inclined, win some cups we will have fun

I’m drunk.
I’ve tried to adapt to a terrace chant.
Words defo need changing.
I’m drunk

Night night
Be gentle

Meh......

To the tune of clap your hands

Clap your hands ...

For brands

Got us Digne
And Mina
And also got Bernard on a free

woaaa hoaaa

Clap your hands
Repeat

Think I will close mine to

Kean

 

[Tel001]

Surely Brand's best bit of business was unloading Billy Liar's Fax Machine on E-bay.

I managed to get it for 20 quid but all it does is send out Nigerian scam letters and refuses
to accept incoming mail. Who would have guessed?

Think juve took it in exchange for deleting the buy back clause

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Who bro?

I will be disgusted if we don't permanently get rid of Bolasie, Mirallas, McCarthy, Niasse and Besic. Or at least loan the ones whose contracts are up end of season.

I think Cenk & McCarthy will be sold for actual money or make weights. I can't see Mirallas leaving this time sadly. Niasse will stay as 3rd striker or in our case man who stumbles everywhere with the ball but tries hard. Bolasie will end up out on loan to some poor club who need us to supplement 80% of his wages. Last one sold is probably Besic. The rest stay. Expect us to go out of the cups early when we use a bunch of guys who have barely kicked a ball for us this season all start the games.

 

[Bluebonic]

Does he have a song?

Hey buys who he likes, he buys who he likes, Marcel Brands, he buys who he likes!

 

[Bluebonic]

Already started last week.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I think Cenk & McCarthy will be sold for actual money or make weights. I can't see Mirallas leaving this time sadly. Niasse will stay as 3rd striker or in our case man who stumbles everywhere with the ball but tries hard. Bolasie will end up out on loan to some poor club who need us to supplement 80% of his wages. Last one sold is probably Besic. The rest stay. Expect us to go out of the cups early when we use a bunch of guys who have barely kicked a ball for us this season all start the games.

Im replying to myself here but just to add that Onyekuru will be sold too but i didn't include him in my original 4. Figured he barely counts as he's never set foot on the pitch.

 

[arbok]

Marcel Brands is finally running the club the way he sees it.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Who bro?

I will be disgusted if we don't permanently get rid of Bolasie, Mirallas, McCarthy, Niasse and Besic. Or at least loan the ones whose contracts are up end of season.

My hyperbole senses are tingling...

Disgusted? Like actually nose wrinklingly, wretchingly, dry heaving disgusted? Letters in green pen sent to Brands?

Or mildly irritated then get on with your day?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

My hyperbole senses are tingling...

Disgusted? Like actually nose wrinklingly, wretchingly, dry heaving disgusted? Letters in green pen sent to Brands?

Or mildly irritated then get on with your day?

Probably chat a fair bit of wham on here and then forget about them still being with us.

 

[buskwhi2]

Am I the only one a million miles from being convinced about Brands.

Forget the nice touches with players mums on TV (puke inducing) - do it privately ffs.

All that matters is that he improves us as a team.

Kean (who was the last 19yo foreign import to make an impact at the top level of the prem?) - in no way solves the striker problem.

We have sold our best centre mid and have not replaced our best central defender of last season.
We need a new right back, 2 centre halfs, another striker and to my mind a different keeper if we are to get anywhere near 6th.

Also if Gbaim is significantly worse than Gueye (which he probably is) then we are in for another utterly gash season.

Just looked at your posting history out of interest. Constantly having a go at a number of the players, Silva and now brands. Not much positive to say about the club at all. Don’t be such a negative nelly

 

[zaitken]

ete the perfect wind

 

[BernieH]

It's like stock, aitken and waterman in here all these terrace hits