deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Supporting Everton is not easy; our lion hearted lads in Blue occasionally disappoint and frustrate.
But imagine having to interact with them nearly every day! It’s no wonder our recent managers lose their hair, and/or put on gross weight, and/or lose their mind.
Seeing Marco’s rapid disintegration, I’m beginning to feel a little more sympathy for Bobby. He too lost his marbles AND his lovely hair...it’s a poisoned chalice is the position managing Everton.
Hopefully Blue Bill might provide some counsel...he seems a sensitive type...he’s always crying.
But imagine having to interact with them nearly every day! It’s no wonder our recent managers lose their hair, and/or put on gross weight, and/or lose their mind.
Seeing Marco’s rapid disintegration, I’m beginning to feel a little more sympathy for Bobby. He too lost his marbles AND his lovely hair...it’s a poisoned chalice is the position managing Everton.
Hopefully Blue Bill might provide some counsel...he seems a sensitive type...he’s always crying.