Martinez Mayhem

[Noisy noise annoys]

I'm an extremely gullible chap, despite what my careers advisor would tell you. Is this happening?

No

 

[Brownie]

Would be a ridiculous appointment. We need defensive solidity, especially at set pieces, and to get all the fans on-side to help us win some games at Goodison. He'd do neither.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Is that what's being proposed? He's going to manage us and Belgium?

?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Someone mock up a Thanos ‘you could not live with your own failure’ meme for Roberto

 

[Khalekan]

He probably would. It won't take much. Maybe 4 wins.

I am thinking safety will be set at a low bar this year.

35 points should be more than enough.

Five wins and a draw…..or more specifically, sixteen points, made up of a few wins and loads of draws.

 

[MisterJ]

If this madness does happen, will he be met with boos at Goodison?

 

[dannyboy]

Ferguson or Rooney could easily take us down too.

I think they've got it in them to be pragmatic. Martinez will have us playing from the back every single game no matter the circumstances. He also won't bother to practice any set pieces which is never advisable for a team near the bottom.

 

[The binman chronicles]

How it started:

How it ended:

After it ended the second time:

 

[MikeH72]

I think they've got it in them to be pragmatic. Martinez will have us playing from the back every single game no matter the circumstances. He also won't bother to practice any set pieces which is never advisable for a team near the bottom.

Imagine this team actually getting worse at set pieces. Now good luck sleeping tonight.

 

[Tipp blue]

In this moment he is not the phenomenal manager we need.

 

[T LEAFE]

No chance of Lukaku coming back then

 

[Tipp blue]

If this madness does happen, will he be met with boos at Goodison?

I'm already going around the house booing at the thought of this, the misses thinks I've lost it.

 

[summerisle]

Interested in the highest grossing film of the year of Martinez' birth?

 

[barneygumble]

Hope and pray to god it’s the club using elevator Schemes go test the water on the fan base after Benitez.

But it won’t be, will it?

 

[Caolam]

If we were to go for Martinez that would represent a change in strategy, we would be going from picking a manager who we don’t know if they can manage the team to a strategy of picking a manager who we know can’t manage the team. Not the change in strategy I had hoped for but very very Kenwright.