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Martinez new Belgium head coach

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Whether you rate him or not, you've got to love the guy.

Agreed. He's a joy-bringer, like Stan Laurel, Harpo Marx, and Eric Morecambe. Look at all the joy he's brought to GOT!

Is that mineral water available in the UK? Because if it is I want gallons of it - if it's good enough for Bobby...he should definitely do more adverts.
 
He has been busy again:

In his capacity of TD of the Belgian FA:

He wants to have cameras on every single pitch in Belgium; the recordings bundled in an online database. Starting from pro to amateur level (including higher youth levels). The database should be accessible for every manager, so that they can improve on their tactical preparations. Apparently some movements or running lines of players that don't have the ball are hard to spot without cameras. He also wants to train a new batch of video analysers for the highest amateur levels (1 tot 3 amateur).


PR:





"Oh plant, you are my only friend."
 
Agreed. He's a joy-bringer, like Stan Laurel, Harpo Marx, and Eric Morecambe. Look at all the joy he's brought to GOT!

Is that mineral water available in the UK? Because if it is I want gallons of it - if it's good enough for Bobby...he should definitely do more adverts.
One sip of the water and you become defenceless.....
 
Agreed. He's a joy-bringer, like Stan Laurel, Harpo Marx, and Eric Morecambe. Look at all the joy he's brought to GOT!

Is that mineral water available in the UK? Because if it is I want gallons of it - if it's good enough for Bobby...he should definitely do more adverts.

It's Chaudfontaine mate.

He's already diversifying: in January he also attended the Golden K's (kids award show), won an award and presented a part of it.


(that link literally translates into: Martinez dances at the golden K's of Ketnet)
 

Imagine him trying to conduct a symphony with fat arse Jagielka wobbling behind the bass drum...and refusenik Baines sitting there sulking with his oboe in his hands. What a cacophony that'd be.

He's best off out of here and working with real musicians.
Coleman, being an Irishman, can play the violin. Howard on the timpani, Baines on the French horn, Jags on the tuba, Holgate on the bassoon, Macca on the clarinet (and constantly breaking his reeds), Hibbert on the triangle, Niasse on a used recorder. Barry would have made a great piano player, he could just nut the keyboard. Mirallas is also in the string section, but never turns up to rehearsal.

Of course, if Martinez conducted an orchestra it would be all treble and no bass. Although it's better than the dirges Allardyce would produce. And the Belgians would lay their instruments down on a bad day. "No, we don't want to play the Hebrides Overture, screw you."
 
Coleman, being an Irishman, can play the violin. Howard on the timpani, Baines on the French horn, Jags on the tuba, Holgate on the bassoon, Macca on the clarinet (and constantly breaking his reeds), Hibbert on the triangle, Niasse on a used recorder. Barry would have made a great piano player, he could just nut the keyboard. Mirallas is also in the string section, but never turns up to rehearsal.

Of course, if Martinez conducted an orchestra it would be all treble and no bass. Although it's better than the dirges Allardyce would produce. And the Belgians would lay their instruments down on a bad day. "No, we don't want to play the Hebrides Overture, screw you."
The Belgians have made him a national hero. They appreciate class.
 
It's Chaudfontaine mate.

He's already diversifying: in January he also attended the Golden K's (kids award show), won an award and presented a part of it.


(that link literally translates into: Martinez dances at the golden K's of Ketnet)
Please tell me he didn't actually dance.

ETA: he is one stylish mofo though.
 

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