MATCH THREAD: Bolton Wanderers vs Everton - 25th July 2023 - KO 7:45pm BST

[matty1878]

5 foot 2, can't shoot, can't control a ball, can't run, no movement. Genuinely offers nothing. Every academy in the country should have a poster up of him saying if he can make it anyone can.

has he bagged against us to lol

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

An indirect free kick

They’ll be eating oranges at half time next

 

[Blue_Eagle]

Iwobi is the worst player ive ever watched play for ANY team in my entire life.

The day I dont have to watch him wobble across a pitch will rival the feeling I felt when my kids were born.

But but but he got 8 assists and 2 goals last season mate...

 

[Exeter_Gently]

This on telly?

Channel 5

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Iwobi is the worst player ive ever watched play for ANY team in my entire life.

The day I dont have to watch him wobble across a pitch will rival the feeling I felt when my kids were born.

Hyperbole much?

 

[blueloon]

Every time I watch Maupay play I'm speechless. He might be the worst player on earth, at any level.

McNeil: “ Get out the way Maupay I’m going to shoot”
” Ok mate I’ll shift my ass out the way ….ah, oh , sorry mate”

 

[Goat]

Hyperbole much?

Are you new to my posting Mikey?

 

[kev]

Free on everton website for me

Me to. Nice one.

 

[MikeH72]

Iwobi is the worst player ive ever watched play for ANY team in my entire life.

The day I dont have to watch him wobble across a pitch will rival the feeling I felt when my kids were born.

I am not an Iwobi fan by any stretch of the imagination as you well know, but there’s several worse players out there playing for Everton right this second.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Stop hoofing ffs

 

[Blue_Eagle]

Nathan Patterson man of the match for me, just because.

 

[matty1878]

ive got it on now EPL6
for anyone with a dodgy stick

 

[gonetomorrow]

Dobbin's no slouch!

 

[JLW]

Iwobi for Danjuma and Maupay for my nan who died in the 90s would improve this team no end

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Maupay arrrrrrrrrrgh

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