Maxim's To Live By

[carlos21]

RIP

Hello mate.

 

[Death]

Hello mate.

Hey mate

 

[carlos21]

Hey mate

What is the sad face for.

 

[Death]

What is the sad face for.

Working a long shift si ce last night c. Cant take it anymore

 

[carlos21]

Working a long shift si ce last night c. Cant take it anymore

That's not good weekend off.

 

[Death]

That's not good weekend off.

Yes c definitely. Was working last weekend. Clocked in 70 hours this one.

I am looking for ward to losing to Liverpool and sleeping

 

[carlos21]

Yes c definitely. Was working last weekend. Clocked in 70 hours this one.

I am looking for ward to losing to Liverpool and sleeping

Good one mate.

 

[Death]

Good one mate.

How re you

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Never trust :
1- Anybody who wears a baseball cap
2- Men with pony tails
3- Bill Kenwright

Tend to find that lads who are balding but have kept their hair long are to be avoided at all cost. They clearly don’t give a fat one about anything and will attack if provoked.

 

[carlos21]

How re you

Alright bit sad about sassy like.

 

[Davidoff]

Don't take advice from anyone who doesn't have their own skin in the game

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Be kind. Seriously. It costs nothing. Treat people in the way you would like to be treated.

Other rules I live by. Grown men on skateboards are to be avoided at all costs. Never trust a mam who doesn't like sport. Even my gayest, campest musical loving friends have at least one sport they love to watch.

And finally I've never met a horrible Chris.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Never give a sucker an even break. - W C Fields

Never argue with women, drunks, and idiots.
With the first, you'll never win. The other two won't have a clue about what you're on about.

 

[magicjuan]

Take no sheet, do no sheet.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Yer mar.