Mayonnaise or Salad Cream

[Azzbot]

You're back, and this time as Azzbot!

Never was anyone else mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

So, you smash a jar and have to clean it up because you're wife's not in??? If she's in the house, does she always have to do the cleaning up when you spill something? If so, can she come and live with me, please?

it's mrs goats speciality, cleaning up man spillage, the more men the more spillage and the more she's happy.

 

[Goat]

it's mrs goats speciality, cleaning up man spillage, the more men the more spillage and the more she's happy.

YOU WHAT?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

salad cream on salad.
mayo on the rest.


the clue is in the name

 

[Goat]

So what do you put brown sauce on?

 

[Azzbot]

Salad Cream - Tuna butty, Salmon Butty, Salad (as if)

Mayonnaise - Pizza, Chips etc

Brown Sauce - Sausage and Egg, bacon and Egg, and things of this sort.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

salad cream on salad.
mayo on the rest.


the clue is in the name

by that i mean the rest of the things that the mayo/ salad cream dilema attaches itself to.

obviously i put brown sauce on ........

bacon butties
pasties/pies
sausages
full english
fish fingers
cottage pie

 

[Dutch Toffee]

salad cream on salad.
mayo on the rest.


the clue is in the name

And tonight's winner is MR. Reidy. You've proven that there's a simple solution to everything.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Salad Cream - Tuna butty, Salmon Butty, Salad (as if)

Mayonnaise - Pizza, Chips etc

Brown Sauce - Sausage and Egg, bacon and Egg, and things of this sort.

hope an infraction arrives for that.

the best for eggs is pepper or tabasco

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I only use brown sauce, when visiting England. I know it's part of you culture, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but it's overrated stuff in my opinion.

Probably become the most hated person on GOT now.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I only use brown sauce, when visiting England. I know it's part of you culture, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but it's overrated stuff in my opinion.

Probably become the most hated person on GOT now.

once saw lancashire sauce which was made by lea & perrin, it was the same texture/consistency as worcester but smelled exactly like h.p. and was for use in stews etc.

in holland i only remember the sauce we called "loempia bitch sauce" as we used to get it from the bitch who was selling vietnamese loempia's out of a wok outside the bank in beverwijk on market day.
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[Dutch Toffee]

once saw lancashire sauce which was made by lea & perrin, it was the same texture/consistency as worcester but smelled exactly like h.p. and was for use in stews etc.

in holland i only remember the sauce we called "loempia bitch sauce" as we used to get it from the bitch who was selling vietnamese loempia's out of a wok outside the bank in beverwijk on market day.
Lumpia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You never had Curry Ketchup while you lived in Holland? Mate you missed something special. The sauce is from German origin, but very popular in the southern part of Holland. comes here with everything, bbq, chips, sausages, snacks...etc...etc... Isn't that well known in the rest of Holland though, as they seem to use tomato ketchup with everything.

 

[parkendmaster]

Positive rep for the first person to tell me the difference between Mayonnaise and salad cream.

And I vote Mayo.

 

[Azzbot]

Mayo is thick, creamy. Salad cream has more taste and is smoother.

 

[parkendmaster]

Mayo is thick, creamy. Salad cream has more taste and is smoother.

I was looking for differences in recipe, but you get + rep anyway.