meet -up

[Goat]

So who did chico say was a massive weapon?

I bet that Dutch lid has been rippin me again.

BAN THE CLIQUE FFS

 

[steevie]

He called me and you big bad teds lad, fuming here.

 

[chicoazul]

Number Three.

Getting smashed in the balls by a football on a cold January Sunday morning. Nasty business.

Hated getting it in the bare legs, it left a grit residue so that when you rubbed it to stop the pain it scratched you instead.

So who did chico say was a massive weapon?

I bet that Dutch lid has been rippin me again.

BAN THE CLIQUE FFS

You're in the clique you big silly.

 

[micknick]

Number four.

Getting out of bed when its still dark. I funking hate winter.

 

[chicoazul]

Number four.

Getting out of bed when its still dark. I funking hate winter.

Sunrise can be boss though.

 

[micknick]

Number Five.

Really needing a pee when you just cant go, on the tube or at a comedy club where you are sat near the stage and if you get up you will be ripped to pieces. Bad times.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

So who did chico say was a massive weapon?

I bet that Dutch lid has been rippin me again.

BAN THE CLIQUE FFS

Awful poster that lid. Agree, he should be banned.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Got to say this , this is the weirdest mufka of a thread that I've ever posted . And I've posted some bollox .
Beyond crackers .

 

[chicoazul]

Number Five.

Really needing a pee when you just cant go, on the tube or at a comedy club where you are sat near the stage and if you get up you will be ripped to pieces. Bad times.

One of the best retorts I seen came at a sportmans dinner with a comedian.

A lad got up to go for a piss from the front row, the comedian stopped and said something and "and where the [Poor language removed] do you think you're going".

Outside, to see if the comedian has turned up" was the response.

 

[micknick]

Number Six.

Eating crackers with no moisture, no butter, no cheese, no pickle. Not good.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Got to say this , this is the weirdest mufka of a thread that I've ever posted . And I've posted some bollox .
Beyond crackers .

It's gone even more off topic than the off topic thread I started a while ago. Only at GOT, you've gotta like it.

 

[steevie]

Number Six.

Eating crackers with no moisture, no butter, no cheese, no pickle. Not good.

Eating the Pickle is bad enough.

 

[little curly alan ball]

One of the best retorts I seen came at a sportmans dinner with a comedian.

A lad got up to go for a piss from the front row, the comedian stopped and said something and "and where the [Poor language removed] do you think you're going".

Outside, to see if the comedian has turned up" was the response.

Bravo , that man .

 

[micknick]

Number 7.

Stubbing your toe. FFS!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Number 7.

Stubbing your toe. FFS!!!!

Bad, bad, bad.

Particularly on a door stop, that annoys me equally.

WHO PUT THAT F*CKING THING THERE????????"