Memories of when we got relegated in a friendly

[Death]

Excerpts from the United Friendly match thread.....

Relegation is a distinct possibility this season

Get that fat cretin out of my club.

Going to be a loooong season

"only a pre season"

Nar mate it's our last game against a prem team before we actually start the season and we look a shambles, a mess.

This is gonna be a rough season

Big, big trouble.

People say this dinosaur would sort out our defence. Already gone backwards. What’s he planning with defending corners like that.

It’s going to be a long season isn’t it

on this showing a relegation battle

But Benitez wears a cap and blows a whistle in training

and that's me done, long hard season co0ming up

We are in serious trouble.

Not gonna lie.

I'd take top 17.

lollollol

Preparing the excuses already for a dire season under the FSW.

Normally I’d agree but the reality is that’s where we will be.

Honestly think we’re in for a grim season

Horrible season ahead.

Nothing has been addressed this summer and it’s going to cost us.

It's gonna be really interesting when Southampton score first next week.

I'm not watching but it sounds like we're picking up where we left off last season in that game with City

Going to be a miserable slog this season I think

Let's just hope we don't ever get in any real risk of going down because these lilly-livered sacks of uselessness will buckle under the pressure

25/1 I got on relegation lads

Three year deal for rafasaurus. Honestly, can we even afford to sack him

Hired a dinosaur and bought championship players... what did anyone expect

Relegation didn't do too much harm for Villa, eh.

Just wondering if a manager has ever been sacked before taking charge of a premier League game...

Rafael benitez will make us hard to beat they said....

Our ambition is to stay up this season expect nothing more benitez doesn't

Will always happen as long as Agent Rafael is here.....

Benitez out.

In an area where we were desperate for significant upgrades this summer - we will have Andros Townsend, Demarai Gray, Alex Iwobi all starting first game of the season…?‍

This is the season it finally happens lids.
The rs have paid their penance after last season.
Everything that could happen,has happened.
Surprised Bramley Moore is started tbh.
We're doomed.

This is why Benitez isn't a safe option

Are we relegated yet?

Things could get very nasty next Saturday

In the bottom 5 all season on this showing.

We will go down in the next 3 seasons. It’ll be a proper Villa season too where we probably won’t get 20 points. It’s coming.

We’ve coasted as a club for too long, it was only ever going to go one way

I didn’t want Benitez in charge whatsoever, but I was in the “oh well, let’s just give him a chance now he’s here” camp. But after just 45 minutes I can already feel patience for him wearing extremely thin. Can imagine the amount of anger / hatred / toxicity that will be heading his way over the next few weeks by those fans who were less “accepting” than myself

Mate you have nailed yourself to the mast in backing Benitez.

it’s only fair you now sit back and take all the justified abuse for that position that is coming your way.

Agree this has a late period Johnson feel about it

We’re Bournemouth circa 2019

Absolutely sick of hearing "it's only a friendly".

The only people who say that are supporters of teams who are getting drilled in preseason.

I bet you’ll make an excuse when we’re 2-0 down next week though.

We aren’t going to be winning 2-0.

This is going to be a fun weekend watching all the Benitez lovers crawl back under their rocks.

How is that optimistic? Do you know what the word means?

I’m furious with the whole club and the managed decline over the last 5 years. You’re quite happy to put a fake smile on and sit by and watch the club be completely burnt down from the inside.

It will be....get used to it.

It might have just dawned on a lot what an horrendous appointment this is.

If you're watching this and are comfortable with us going into the season with any hope then football isn't for you.

No marking again.

Tell me more about how good this guy is at organising defences.

Now is it OK to sing anti Rafael chants?

We are in the biggest of big, big trouble.

Any decent anti Benitez chants for when the season starts?

It won’t be long until we don’t have a Kopite for a manager?

Fume levels reaching over load in here

Imagine what the situation is when Soton turn us over.

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Its only a friendly, mumble, mumble, platitude, excuse, it's the season that matters, it'll be ok in the day, let's give it 10 games before we judge.

It's going to be a long season - 38 games usually
But you know what I mean

No lads, wait.
It's all right, the burst Spanish knacker has them running around a bit more. Apparently

We're saved.

But the bleach looks so appetising when you look down and see that useless fat clown waving his arms about on the sideline.

Surely we have to bin him off before his probationary period ends?

He is just a bad joke.

Well according to the Kopite Kool-Aid Kult, all Carlos had to do was tell them to "Go out and play" and we made the top half of the League.

I wonder if Fat Benny will try that tactic instead of whatever it was he was trying to get them to do today?

Fat Benny is as Strong and Stable, as a Tory Government.

 

[Parker]

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Quiet Saturday night lid? Hahaha

 

[summerisle]

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What are you trying to say ?

 

[Ivo]

Wow. Get a life man. Pun intended.

 

[Milkman]

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This is a very very strong thread.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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That's an unholy mix of known whoppers and usually sensible posters.

It's the latter I find most worrying.

 

[Death]

That's an unholy mix of known whoppers and usually sensible posters.

It's the latter I find most worrying.

Its my only regret in this war. Its pitted me against good people. Well, usually good people.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Wow. Get a life man. Pun intended.

It is a marathon not a sprint. Early signs very promising but we all got carried away last season.
Everton Twitter slagging Ancelotti off for his coffee Spurs pic now, when they all lapped it up last season.

 

[Nymzee]

Great thread would read again

 

[Death]

Soz @ForeverBlue92

You were being sarcastic. Kinda was in a flow. And looking for key words at one point.

 

[Azzurri]

I wouldn’t put it past us.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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Bloody hell lads! I totally missed the United fallout

 

[N0L1M1TK]

State of these absolute piss wet knickers. It’s embarrassing ffs

 

[Carloblues]

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Some vault this la

 

[Ivo]

It is a marathon not a sprint. Early signs very promising but we all got carried away last season.
Everton Twitter slagging Ancelotti off for his coffee Spurs pic now, when they all lapped it up last season.

No I mean all that quoting.