ForeverBlue92
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Merry Christmas all from @ForeverBlue92 x
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I deliberate plot me thinks, to get you back in the kitchen?!We had a small fire recently. (2 months or so back)
The female of this house left a pan of some kind of stew on and got distracted. (I was out at the time)
When I came home the stench was unmistakable. Luckily the kitchen door was closed or the smoke would have gone through the house. The pan with her whatever in was basically just ashes, it had caught fire and even set fire to the aluminum filters in the extractor hood above which then merrily burnt through months of grease and dripped down onto the cooker. The only remaining flame when I entered was a little flicker which later turned out to be the motor from the extractor hood. It just gave up and fell down onto the cooker.
Luckily, aside from the hood it was in the main superficial smoke damage. Wash the cabinets down, remove the aluminum ceiling tiles to rub with alcohol and repain the gypsum around the edge. Job done.
I still can't figure out how she couldn't smell it when she was upstairs. Not only that, totally forgot she was cooking!
So yeah, I'm in the kitchen tomorrow. She can't be trusted with it.
You'll be in the kitchen all day.
*shudders
Not exactly an exclusive, everybody knows. lol