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To foster a fighting spirit and camaraderie, I'd do a bunch of team building exercises, like have each team member tell two truths and a lie, and see if the other team members can tell the lie. I'd also have them do a scavenger hunt down near the docks in groups of 5. I'd also have them go camping in northern Finland with no provisions, and while there, they'd have to eat roasted elk pizzle and turdlinberries; they'd also have a contest to see who could most legibly pee Klopp's name in the snow without using their hands. Then, I'd bring them home and I'd send just about every one of them except Richarlson and DCL on free transfer to Tranmere. I'd keep Gomes around for marketing purposes.
TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
I wouldn’t say anything to most of them, I would single out Sigurdsson make him rewatch that Derby and ask him explain why he only touch it 17 times.
marcus
Player Valuation: £15m
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity...
An optimist see the opportunity in every difficulty...
When nothing is certain anything is possible...
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Examine your bank accounts and consider your responsibilities. Never be accused of "lacking motivation".
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
Play better
You only get paid when you win.
SantaClausisanEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
If you see somebody in a royal blue shirt on the pitch at Goodison, then try to kick that round thing somewhere near him.
That big net at the opposite end to our useless goalkeeper is where you should try to put that round thing if you get half a chance.
Finally, if the other team have that round thing, do your very best to get it off them.
If all of this fails, then take up curling or basket weaving or, better still, play international football for Iceland.
That big net at the opposite end to our useless goalkeeper is where you should try to put that round thing if you get half a chance.
Finally, if the other team have that round thing, do your very best to get it off them.
If all of this fails, then take up curling or basket weaving or, better still, play international football for Iceland.
tonyhorne
Immoderate
he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
From Henry V, Act IV, Scene III
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
...
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
From Henry V, Act IV, Scene III
Single out a scapegoat and put their head on a spike at finch farm, then tell them that's the punishment for playing gash. Call me old fashioned but I think it might work.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Grow a set.
Frenk
Player Valuation: £35m
And it really stinks the place out.
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