Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[jazzy]

Morning Messy. Hope you are OK and just taking a break from the internet. Probably not a bad thing if so.

Morning everyone else. My 2 mates will be here around lunchtime so just need to give the place a quick dust and hoover .

I'll be pretty busy over the next few days so I'll probably only be able to catch up on my phone in bed at night. (Try not to get too excited Sass. I know it's difficult?)

One of my mates is signed up to Amazon Prime and he's bringing his thingy to plug into my TV so we can watch the Derby on Wednesday. Not too sure about that if I'm honest. At least we're all Blues.

Are you sure the Amazon thingy is a good idea Fred ?

Why wreck an otherwise great week ?

 

[jazzy]

A short story to start the week.

Mrs J tells me this morning that a few months ago she got an advisory for a tyre on the MOT and yesterday the tyre pressure light on same tyre came on so can I get her a replacement.

So go on the Kwikfit site and ask her what type her tyre is ......

Reply "It's rubber "

 

[Barnfred 55]

Morning Messy, Fred and mascoteers, lovely bright frosty morning here. Stay strong, Messy, you are in our thoughts, hope you are okay. Fred have a great time with your mates. The sun shining on the windowsill is showing up all the dust so maybe I should be doing the dusting as well, Fred. Have a great day everyone whatever you are doing.

State of you. "the sun shining" lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

I have now got visions of you hoovering about the house in Freddie Mercury fashion?
Hope you have a great time with your mates you deserve a few laughs.
We look forward to your daily sitreps

I've got the leather mini and fishnet stockings but it doesn't have the same effect with a Henry Hoover lol

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Good night @messymascot and everyone else. Sweet dreams, we all really need them!

Today's loss has left me down, specially knowing what's coming on Wednesday. But Everton, like you Karl, needs to continue fighting and don't give up. Xx

Amen!

 

[Barnfred 55]

Are you sure the Amazon thingy is a good idea Fred ?

Why wreck an otherwise great week ?

I did say that to him on the phone during the week.

I think what we'll probably do is put it on and if things aren't looking good, turn it off and just play some music or something.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Now I’m seriously jealous, I didn’t realize you live in UK’s paradise. Your lads are definitely good friends then through travel through the snow to come visit you.

Sounds like you have a nice meal prepared, were you always as active in the kitchen? We lost and like you I’m scared of going in the match or Benitez thread, the next few days are going to be bad there.

Cal and I have always cooked together Sass. We'd put the music on and have a drink or two and it becomes entertainment. something we enjoyed. I'd feel like a fraud if I didn't carry on the tradition. Plus I enjoy eating it of course.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Anyway that's enough idling for now. off to do the hoovering. Now where did I put that leather miniskirt?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Good Monday morning @messymascot and all friends visiting.

This thread is indeed paradise compared to the purgatory that can be the rest of GOT at the moment. So much infighting among our fan base that’s really sad to witness. I’m not sure where we go from here regarding Benitez. While I doubt that any other manager could do better given the state of our squad. The reality is that his appointment has created too much friction and unlike other managers he doesn’t have the capacity of unite us and get us behind him and the team when the results are going bad. So maybe it would be best if he is gone. At least maybe this will help heal the wound that have been opening since his appointment. Anyway, I hope all these bad results are not having a worse effect on your health, dear Karl. Please, if you have the strength let us know of you. We love you! Xx

 

[Sassy Colombian]

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Okay you got me☺

I knew it ??

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I hope you know you have to give it water all day everyday .Her room looks lovely and festive ,well done you .

Thanks @blue1948 I’m very satisfied how her room came out. Yesterday we also completed the look by changing her bed sheets to some new ones with Elves and she is in love ?

In only two days that tree has consumed a lot of water already. We are concerned who is going to water it while we are out of town in December, but I guess it is going have to be the same person taking care of our cat ??

 

[larbert toffee]

I've got the leather mini and fishnet stockings but it doesn't have the same effect with a Henry Hoover lol

No but at least Henry will have a smile on his face.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Good morning one and all especially you Messy.

Hope you got a decent night's sleep mate and are comfortable.

Sassy , hope that you are recovering from the excesses of Thanksgiving.

Fred , hope your mates arrive safely and you all have great get together.

Every one else I hope that you have amnesia and that your TV doesn't work this week.

Jazzy, it took a few days but I have finally recover from all that eating and I’m about to make it to the gym to begin my repentance lol

Btw, Mrs. J made me laugh with her brilliant answer!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I'll be pretty busy over the next few days so I'll probably only be able to catch up on my phone in bed at night. (Try not to get too excited Sass. I know it's difficult?)

lol, pic or I won’t be get excited Fred. I’m all about visuals ??

 

[jazzy]

Jazzy, it took a few days but I have finally recover from all that eating and I’m about to make it to the gym to begin my repentance lol

Btw, Mrs. J made me laugh with her brilliant answer!

You wouldn't believe that she used to be a deputy Head Teacher