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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

Plus the 90 minutes sat watching the other shower yesterday. I never actually saw that game as I was travelling back home, but my brother in law is a red so I had to sit through MOTD with him.
I went out for Sunday lunch To a restaurant with no tv , the bar next door also had no telly . Managed to skilfully avoid all contact with it fortunately.
 
Journey back not too bad. Got to the local pub just in time for something to eat. Me and the brother in law toasted Cal with the last of my Mount Gay XO and Black Label, but she's well worth it. Polished off a bottle of red wine too.

Seen him off but I guess he's been driving 8 hours. Think I'm still running on adrenalin tbf.

Anyway good night Messy. Try and have a peaceful sleep mate. Not sure I will tonight as I've drank too much. ?
Glad you got home safely and that you haven't got too much of a hangover. Is your brother in law heading home today or staying a bit longer?
 
Hi Messy. How are you doing today? I hope the result is fading out of your memory and you are having a better day. I'm still in Liverpool. Going to visit my Dad later. He must have put his heating back on. I am melting but don’t want to mess with his timer/settings. Do you think working from home in your undies is appropriate attire....asking for a mature overweight friend??? Probably not if there's a Zoom meeting scheduled. Mature overweight friend will just have to open a few windows!
 
Glad you got home safely and that you haven't got too much of a hangover. Is your brother in law heading home today or staying a bit longer?
Staying for a few days. Lots of old family photos here and family possessions for him to go through. He was a bit of a mess last night so not sure if he'll be up to it this trip. Couldn't even bring himself to look at all the condolences cards I'd received so can't see him going through his mum and dads stuff that Cal brought down here.
 

Staying for a few days. Lots of old family photos here and family possessions for him to go through. He was a bit of a mess last night so not sure if he'll be up to it this trip. Couldn't even bring himself to look at all the condolences cards I'd received so can't see him going through his mum and dads stuff that Cal brought down here.
I'm glad you've got some company. So sad though.
 
Hi Messy. How are you doing today? I hope the result is fading out of your memory and you are having a better day. I'm still in Liverpool. Going to visit my Dad later. He must have put his heating back on. I am melting but don’t want to mess with his timer/settings. Do you think working from home in your undies is appropriate attire....asking for a mature overweight friend??? Probably not if there's a Zoom meeting scheduled. Mature overweight friend will just have to open a few windows!
Or position the camera so it only shows the neck up. Imagine talking to your boss in your knickers ?
 
Hi Messy. How are you doing today? I hope the result is fading out of your memory and you are having a better day. I'm still in Liverpool. Going to visit my Dad later. He must have put his heating back on. I am melting but don’t want to mess with his timer/settings. Do you think working from home in your undies is appropriate attire....asking for a mature overweight friend??? Probably not if there's a Zoom meeting scheduled. Mature overweight friend will just have to open a few windows!
Hope your dads ok by the way. Forgot to ask.
 
Hi Messy. How are you doing today? I hope the result is fading out of your memory and you are having a better day. I'm still in Liverpool. Going to visit my Dad later. He must have put his heating back on. I am melting but don’t want to mess with his timer/settings. Do you think working from home in your undies is appropriate attire....asking for a mature overweight friend??? Probably not if there's a Zoom meeting scheduled. Mature overweight friend will just have to open a few windows!

I've often threatened to go down to my boxers at work usually when people won't switch air conditioning on and it's a scorching day. It normally has its desired affect.
 
I don't think you get ignored. I was worried people sometimes make to much of a fuss and talk in that patronising voice. However I will be telling people I'm the same person talk to.me like you always have.

Morning mate, there was a lad in a wheel chair who used to go into a few of the boozers I drank in.

He used to cause carnage when he was bevvied.

He was a bad one for the ladies too. His opening line was always :

“ my legs may not work, but I’ve got a tongue like a lizard “ lol
 

I don't think you get ignored. I was worried people sometimes make to much of a fuss and talk in that patronising voice. However I will be telling people I'm the same person talk to.me like you always have.
I worked with a bloke in a wheelchair. Nickname Thumper because of what he allegedly did under his desk. Used to get bladdered on work nights out and quite often fell out of his chair. One memorable occasion, Christmas do in Durham, thick ice on the ground. I was walking back to the bus station with him, he fell out of his chair I went to grab him, lost my footing on the ice went arse over tit over his wheelchair and landed on top of him in the middle of the street. CCTV probably looked like I had committed a hate crime against a disabled person!
 
I worked with a bloke in a wheelchair. Nickname Thumper because of what he allegedly did under his desk. Used to get bladdered on work nights out and quite often fell out of his chair. One memorable occasion, Christmas do in Durham, thick ice on the ground. I was walking back to the bus station with him, he fell out of his chair I went to grab him, lost my footing on the ice went arse over tit over his wheelchair and landed on top of him in the middle of the street. CCTV probably looked like I had committed a hate crime against a disabled person!
he used to stamp his foot under his desk? :blush:
 
I worked with a bloke in a wheelchair. Nickname Thumper because of what he allegedly did under his desk. Used to get bladdered on work nights out and quite often fell out of his chair. One memorable occasion, Christmas do in Durham, thick ice on the ground. I was walking back to the bus station with him, he fell out of his chair I went to grab him, lost my footing on the ice went arse over tit over his wheelchair and landed on top of him in the middle of the street. CCTV probably looked like I had committed a hate crime against a disabled person!
That is a fine excuse !
 

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