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Mice in the gaff

What’s your response?

  • Kill trap

    Votes: 22 66.7%
  • Glue trap

    Votes: 4 12.1%
  • Pest control

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • That natural remedy [Poor language removed]

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • Too scared to do anything

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • Wise up lad first post in a while and this is your question?

    Votes: 3 9.1%

  • Total voters
    33
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Discovered droppings in the gaff, girlfriend terrified has made me clean the place out.

Spotted one of them, it ran off. Have kill traps down but no nibbles in 24 hours.

Have a glue trap too, told mates if they got stuck on it I’d absolutely leather the little Freddie mercury wannabes - got dogs abuse for that.

What’s your position when discovered? Time of year for the little micro-sausage laying cowards.
Get a cat
 
We noticed a bit of a funny sweet-ish smell in our old kitchen and knew something had died somewhere. Coming from right round the back of the sink unit where I couldn't get to it. Stuck my phone round there and took a pic with the flash on to see what was there and there was a dead rat, about a foot long with what looked like maggots on it.

Two bin bags over the arm and reached for it, felt all dry and crusty and when I pulled it split in half. Got it all out eventually but I seriously thought about just setting fire to the house.

Baited traps dotted around after that. You don't want something dying somewhere inaccessible.
Stay out of the loft then.
 


Got rid of my mice @LocalNative

Cost me 240 quid for a fella to come in with some bollix to get in the loft and sort them out. My neighbour had them and also paid someone. We are in a semi detached so it sounds like they had them first and when their pest control fella came out, he disturbed them with the poison and they came into mine.

Basically the company had a double whammy of ripping us off.
 
Jesus lads I’ve just had a belter / nightmare. I swear down this is the honest truth:

I came back from work drinks there about an hour ago. Sat on the toilet, dropped one out and one the bastardos ran past my foot. Toilet paper plugged in my arse (was semi-messy dump), tried to grab it with a towel. Ran into the living room.

Girlfriend freaked out - I went full American psycho. Locked myself in the living room with the mop. Swear to almighty - spear fished it against the skirting board, flattened and done for.

Felt a bit bad cause they’re tiny but I’m dealing with infestation zone so a kill is a kill.

Worst part was I had to go back into the bathroom to finish wiping after killing it. God bless them in a way cause they’re cute but sack the wee lemons at the same time
 

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