2018/19 Michael Keane

[ijjysmith]

Never knew Keane was from my neck of the woods

He's from the four Heatons like me as well

Bit younger than me though, so our paths never crossed

I didn't need another reason to like him, but there it is!

Has he ever graced the blades of Edgley Park though?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Ross Pottinger went on a Christian Youth Camp only a couple of hours down the road from where he lived...and he cried for about three days, he was so homesick.

Can he play Left Back?

 

[deipnosophist]

Can he play Left Back?

you wouldn't have described Ross as svelte...and he wasn't the most coordinated.
But Mrs Pottinger always made lovely school lunches...

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Has he ever graced the blades of Edgley Park though?

I'm sure he has

It's part of the Cheshire constitution that all native Stopfordians must at least play one half for County at some point in their lives

It's the Greater Manchester equivalent of national service

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I have always liked Keane , I feel he needs a dominating CB alongside him.

 

[sageyefc]

I have always liked Keane , I feel he needs a dominating CB alongside him.

shouldn't he be the dominating one, he's certainly not the cultured one.

 

[sageyefc]

He's midtable fodder and it's one of the reasons we'll stay midtable fodder next year with the likes of this wet wipe as a mainstay in the side

 

[Lanolin]

shouldn't he be the dominating one, he's certainly not the cultured one.

Exactly. He's a big oaf of a centre half with no pace, no ability to read the game, and very basic qualities with the ball at his feet, and yet people want us to buy a big grock to play next to him so they can tell him what to do. Absolutely unbelievable.

 

[deipnosophist]

Each home has its own distinctive odour...which the people living therein don't detect. I'm thinking that if we can get Snail's mum to donate to his new gaff some old furniture (eg a settee or mattress)from the family home, then Snail's game might improve.

 

[KaiserEFC]

You’ll all hate him again when he makes his next mistake

 

[Nymzee]

You’ll all hate him again when he makes his next mistake

I still hate him. He’s gash.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Megged

 

[sageyefc]

Getting had off by some part time farmhands

 

[T LEAFE]

Donkey

 

[Big Fat Sam]

He's in tears out there after that vicious megging.