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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
The problem is not us getting behind him, but every other team's attacking players getting behind him.
And I quite like him and think that he can do the job asked of him because he has shown it from time to time. But he's not in a position (and Everton certainly aren't) to allow him to work through a bad patch for too long.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
One and the same thing at times with him. (Joke, it's not that bad, I feel remorse for even writing that!)I'm not a fan of his passing and first touch
I don't know why everyone's having a go mate. He sat on that bench majestically last night, didn't put a foot wrong, done everything asked of him during the warm ups
Faultless
Cue the 5 year 'mirallas' extension.
davids
Player Valuation: £70m
If he was in fact a clogger he wouldn't be so bad. Looks nervous of his own shadow,if he grew a pair he might be worth a place in the squad at least.
Big Sams Little Pecker
Player Valuation: £1m
Can't deal with target men style forwards because they bully him.
Can't deal with pacey players because he's not mobile.
Not vocal or commanding despite his height and size advantages over most other players on the pitch.
Complete invertebrate of a player.
Can't deal with pacey players because he's not mobile.
Not vocal or commanding despite his height and size advantages over most other players on the pitch.
Complete invertebrate of a player.
Contract ends July 2022 mate.
Archie Knox
Player Valuation: £20m
He wouldn't get anywhere near the Burnley team. Probably be a bench warmer and be brought on in games where they enter the final 10 minutes and want to try to sure up the defence.
mrb85
Player Valuation: £35m
Keane was perfectly suited to Burnley because their back line sat very deep, so it was not often that the opposition could get behind it.
Mentally and physically he's not up to playing at the highest level. If things on the pitch get much worse he's not the type you'd want in the trenches with you.
Mentally and physically he's not up to playing at the highest level. If things on the pitch get much worse he's not the type you'd want in the trenches with you.
Archie Knox
Player Valuation: £20m
Best to keep his value high, har har! lol
firefighterblue
Player Valuation: £20m
Keane on evertonfc website saying we need leadership on the pitch and to be stand up and be counted.
We could have told him that weeks ago
We could have told him that weeks ago
England beat Bulgaria and suddenly they are a top team again.
Michael Keane would be better off staying as far away from the international set up as he can.
Michael Keane would be better off staying as far away from the international set up as he can.
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