2019/20 Michael Keane

[vinvinvin]

If he isn’t already worth more than Ake, something is horribly wrong with this world!

There is something horribly wrong in a world where Ake is worth £60mil.. Bournemouth can certainly ask for it but if anyone pays it then law & order has broken down in the UK

 

[vinvinvin]

If these clean sheets carry on well be in CL and he'll be going nowhere

If that happens then my sheets certainly won't be clean! Well, they'll be even dirtier than they already are at least.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Remember when Michael Keane tackled Mo Salah at Goodison and it stopped them winning the league? Boss that.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I was saying to the girl who sits next to me at the match, isn’t it lovely not to be having palpitations every single time a cross comes into our box nowadays?

You spoke to a girl?! You’re way too cool for this forum

 

[Death]

You spoke to a girl?! You’re way too cool for this forum

And about football. What a man.

 

[Bluebonic]

And about football. What a man.

My testes are the size of watermelon too

 

[Death]

My testes are the size of watermelon too

Please plaster-cast them and name your price.

 

[4737carlin]

Deserves an England call up

 

[Death]

Deserves an England call up

Deserves the pick of the litter from every one of our wife's and gf's.

 

[FTY]

Deserves an England call up

Been in the last few squads

 

[Westend Blue]

He’s better than slab head

 

[Tel001]

My testes are the size of watermelon too

Are you marcel brands?

 

[Blackwell Livermore]

Yes, you are correct, Beardsley is the one I was thinking of. Apologies to yourself and Beagrie.

You need to be apologizing to Beardsley and not the other way around.

 

[blue61]

He’s better than slab head

All together now, 'we all agree, Keano is better than slabhead'.

 

[Tel001]

The turn around from his first season is huge without doubt our most improved player in that time period imo