2021/22 Michael Keane

[Magnifico1988]

Needs gone. Absolutely dreadful. Major cause of why we are [Poor language removed] at the back.

 

[ProZ]

We need him to get injured Im getting fudging fed up with that runt, he's putting his hand up for offside while getting ragged around the park like a fudging wash flannel

 

[Gilbert..]

You look at him and think you have the build to dominate at the back.
Total opposite.
Soft as butter.
Along with so many Everton signings at the back you scratch your head and say who's rubber stamping these.
I dont scout. Im not a dof. But for no fee id have told you he only looked good at burnley because dyche camped the midfield in front of his defence.

 

[dannyboy]

You need a commanding performance from your experienced centre half on nights like this but he was anonymous. Didn't do too much wrong but that's because he didn't do too much at all. Happy to let the game slide by without imposing himself on it.

 

[ProZ]

I want him to slip on a pissy nappy and land on his back on a bucket of lego the horror i'm done

 

[Vedder]

This lad was the senior CB yet just goes missing all the time. He's supposed to be helping the younger ones through matches.. no wonder holgate has gone backwards.
Needs booting before he destroys Godfrey and Braithwaite

 

[steven]

We’ve been on a constant downhill slope since he arrived.

I remember Lukaku absolutely destroying him the season before we splashed out big money on him. Turned out to be an awful signing.

I’m surprised he is still here tbh - if we survive this year then he has to go in the summer. This team with two quality centre backs would be so much better.

 

[Carloblues]

Just to echo what others have already said, and I've said many times. I absolutely detest this big fart. Hate everything about him.

 

[mightymoyes]

Absolute bombscare and he should be the experienced, calming presence beside a kid who got a punch in the head

 

[Thomasc]

Right now, I’d take Carl Tiler or Per
Koldrup over this diabolical excuse for a centre half.

He embodies everything that is wrong with this team.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Our best defender tonight. Made one error allowing the ball to bounce after Dele lost possession but besides that did his best.

He's rubbish.

A defender's key job is to defend.

Keane is mentally weak, and his defending goes to [Poor language removed] as soon as pressure is put on him. Teams know this hence they pressure him all the time. So, if we keep on starting him in the middle of the three, we will concede goals in every match.

Lampard better work that out very quickly or we will get relegated.

 

[Littlesue]

Would love to put Holgate's cocky attitude and confidence into Keane' s body and sww what we come up with.

 

[maccavennie]

5 years he's blagged a living at Everton. Bar a purple patch briefly under Ancelotti, he's on eof the worst centre halves I've seen consistently play for Everton.

Weak in the tackle, positionally woeful with the ball over the top, piss poor leader, timid when the battle gets tough.

Absolutely dreadful.

If we do go down, him and about 5 others will have played a massive part in the fall of our Premiership status

 

[Zatara]

5 years he's blagged a living at Everton. Bar a purple patch briefly under Ancelotti, he's on eof the worst centre halves I've seen consistently play for Everton.

Weak in the tackle, positionally woeful with the ball over the top, piss poor leader, timid when the battle gets tough.

Absolutely dreadful.

If we do go down, him and about 5 others will have played a massive part in the fall of our Premiership status

Ive been saying how bad he is for years...

...sadly ive been proven right on this one

 

[maccavennie]

Ive been saying how bad he is for years...

...sadly ive been proven right on this one

tbf Zat I think 99.0% of Evertonians have been saying the same. Like @NewRadical said last night, what we wouldn't give for a Dave Watson type. Always fit, always 100% in both boxes