His comedy reel must be up there with the worst ever premier league defenders
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Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
In my 40 years as an Everton fan the only player I hate more than Michael Keane is Michael Keane
'Taking control' of that ball over Holgate to do his Beckenbauer impression leaving Antonio in space(his space) before giving a hospital pass to Iwobi who maybe could've done better but shouldn't have needed to. Good players don't do that
Then there's the stupid red, the best thing about being he won't be playing next match
What worries me most is that Managers don't give the armband to players they want to replace.
How does FL not see he is not captain material?!
He charms every new manager
We're stuck with this useless muppet forever
It was the moment I flipped on Brands, when he gave this melon a new five year deal it was obvious he had no clue about football.
He’s stolen years of Evertonian’s lives having to watch his garbage week after week.
The worst player I’ve ever seen in blue bar none.
I agree!! Well I didn't think they were harsh until Cresswell got one at the end.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
He’s the sort of defender that relegation teams have playing for them.
If he had been crocked on day one of the season I’m not even sure we’d be in this mess, that’s how bad he is.
Im in the head space where I feel like refs have it in for us. But I think it was harsh to be off for those challenges
I can’t remember the first but that second one was an absolutely stonewall yellow card, he’s rugby tackled the lad.
First is beyond soft. Second one stupid. But I feel like we got zero from a ref as per usual
That sums it up perfectly!
And he'd be 4th choice at Burnley now
aglee
Player Valuation: £8m
Would be a great watch for laughs - for anyone who isn't a blue
EFC_FRANCIS
Player Valuation: £35m
The first one Antonio spun him on the halfy and was in behind
He made about 3 fouls in between the 2 bookings too, Antonio had him on strings.
They mostly weren't fouls though
Unless we are playing off the Varane rule from yesterday
Simple ball out into space?
Nah, give it Iwobi with 3 West Ham shirts around him instead.
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