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Sharpies volley
Player Valuation: £35m
Very, very average centre half. Positional sense is woeful, decision making is woeful. Doesn't give centre forward a hard enough time. How I would of loved to have played against him in my playing days and I played at a very average amateur level and I'm only 5 ft 10 ins.
Lloydystark
Player Valuation: £35m
Played some mint diagonal killer balls last night, better than the whole Midfield put together
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
This is probably the best example I've seen of taking anything and making it a negative for someone you don't like
NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
Maybe Keane thinks he is midfielder, the Hoddle type. Might explain the defending.
It means he's a big girls blouse .
That wasn't his worst performance by a long distance last night....and it was still only a 5 out of 10 performance.
Carloblues
Player Valuation: £30m
Big horrible fanny
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
And if he were getting sent off twice a season that would be bad too because you don't like him
Chrismac
Player Valuation: £15m
Didnt do a lot wrong last night
Didn't do a great deal right either. It was a 5 out of 10 performance. Nothing more, nothing less.
Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
For a regular CB he’s by far the worst I’ve seen at our club in over 50 years.
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £35m
Corner hit him in the ass-cheek and almost went in, wide by a few inches, had JP beat.
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