2022/23 Michael Keane

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Not a defender

 

[Mickey]

Com'eth the hour, com'eth the Kegger.

 

[SJB]

Cometh the hour, cometh the great, great man.

 

[Clarky cat]

Crawl on your worthless, out of shape, flabby midriffs and beg forgiveness to king Micky Keggers!

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Maybe he should be left alone now

If he could defend we would be 13th.

 

[Look to the future]

Holy sh!t what a goal!

 

[Billy Dean]

Keane is a useless donkey, but this is shocking man management if true

He’s not a useless donkey and Lampard is the worst human being in history for how he treated him

 

[Axlswhk]

Reminds me of Jags equaliser against rs but much more crucial to get a point today.

 

[Nymzee]

Told you he should just be a striker.

 

[TheBigIguana]

A Marco Materazzi hat trick

 

[Lob]

Get him up front ffs.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Told you he should just be a striker.

Honestly at this point I'm okay with trying this. We have literally nothing to lose lol

 

[allen]

So pleased for him.

What a Firkin strike.

 

[Brennan]

I’m honestly blown away by his form since Dyche has come in.

He’s undroppable in this team which I never thought I’d say.

 

[Tilling]

One of the men most screwed over by the instability of Everton Football Club:

instability of our position causing fans to hammer him with constant abuse;
instability of our coaching staff leading him to regularly play in a high line, which he can't;
instability of our medical team leading him to never build up a proper partnership with other defenders at the club.

Quote this in May when Michael Keane is the unlikely saviour of Everton Football Club (or in about three days when he goes out on loan)

Told you