2022/23 Michael Keane

[DualityNSNO]

Guarentee dyche will say in the post match keane was decent like he did last match.
Very confusing this one.

It really isn't confusing at all - he just has favourites.

Keane can take a hot dump while he inevitably gives an easy goal away and Dyche will praise the smell.

 

[mccole]

Only his arms have been on the sunbed

That's where the ball hit him

 

[Clarky cat]

I'd actually put Holgate in ahead of Keane. That's more on how bad Keane is than a reflection on Holgate.

It has to be Coady, who was rightly benched because he was shocking for 2 games in a row. Needs must in the next 2 games because goal difference is going to be key and Holgate wont be shoring our defence up

 

[DualityNSNO]

It has to be Coady, who was rightly benched because he was shocking for 2 games in a row. Needs must in the next 2 games because goal difference is going to be key and Holgate wont be shoring our defence up

I mean I'd put Mina on - we have like 2 games to play anyway so whatever happens to him happens, he's good for at least 70 min anyway.

 

[Haydn]

Watched the match in a bar in Nuremberg.

All I could hear when he was involved was Keane scheisse.

Not sure what that means, probably heroic maestro in the art of defence.
A bit like Paolo Maldini.

I could be wrong like.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Watched the match in a bar in Nuremberg.

All I could hear when he was involved was Keane scheisse.

Not sure what that means, probably heroic maestro in the art of defence.
A bit like Paolo Maldini.

I could be wrong like.

Watched it at work on a big screen and kept hearing "[Poor language removed] off Michael Keane" whenever he was near the ball.

I mean I was alone in the room so make of that what you will.

 

[wainy]

Watched the match in a bar in Nuremberg.

All I could hear when he was involved was Keane scheisse.

Not sure what that means, probably heroic maestro in the art of defence.
A bit like Paolo Maldini.

I could be wrong like.

Sexy it means

 

[Goodisongang]

Watched it at work on a big screen and kept hearing "[Poor language removed] off Michael Keane" whenever he was near the ball.

I mean I was alone in the room so make of that what you will.

I watched it on the bench with Sean dyche and all I heard was "Keane you sexy bugger, no matter what you do I'm gonna pick you anyway"

Make of that what you will

 

[PKwalnuts]

One of those players you always want to do well but you just know they're a liability. Gutted we are having to rely on him, and hoping for no more errors that kills us.

 

[DualityNSNO]

One of those players you always want to do well but you just know they're a liability. Gutted we are having to rely on him, and hoping for no more errors that kills us.

I mean we don't have to, there are other defenders on the bench lol

 

[SJB]

It was a bit weird that he pointed at where on his arm it hit him in some bizarre attempt to convince the ref it wasn't a penalty.

 

[blueblood]

He costs us a goal, or by the skin of his teeth avoids costing us a goal, every time he plays. I don’t understand what Dyche sees in him.

 

[DualityNSNO]

It was a bit weird that he pointed at where on his arm it hit him in some bizarre attempt to convince the ref it wasn't a penalty.

Even the studio "pundits" had a go at how stupid that was.

No idea what he wanted to show there lol

 

[DualityNSNO]

He costs us a goal, or by the skin of his teeth avoids costing us a goal, every time he plays. I don’t understand what Dyche sees in him.

He cost us only 1 because Vardy hit the bar and Pickford saved a pen.

A true hat trick otherwise.

 

[Zatara]

Hats off to Keane. Hes kept up his 2 goals average conceded per game.