2022/23 Michael Keane

[ToffeeTim]

But so is Simms, thats the one bending my head

Possibly but Dyche won't use him

 

[jonnyg]

Modern day Christopher Samba, if Simms can't get in then why not honestly

 

[Nyhus]

It's not though, trolling the forum is specifically listed as an offence in the rules. For this fella, it seems that rule doesn't apply, I have no idea why not.

I'll probably get a warning or ban for playing the ref now.

Ive been saying this for a while now, its really weird how he and foreverdim97 are left to do nothing but trolling. The latter of the two seems to have pulled back a bit after he became too obvious, but im sure he’ll get back to threatening people with his mad martial arts skills soon enough.

 

[blueconverse]

Hes really calm on the ball up the pitch. Honestly if it's him or maupay. It's the kegger man for me

 

[4737carlin]

Hes really calm on the ball up the pitch. Honestly if it's him or maupay. It's the kegger man for me

He is much calm in the opponents half then Evertons.

 

[Bebeto]

He is much calm in the opponents half then Evertons.

So true

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

He was alright to be honest today wasn't he? Got to be able to give credit when it's due if we're gonna slag him off when it's due.

 

[Mark Bisson]

Great assist today for big Yerry, credit where it’s due and all that

 

[Tel001]

Causes panic in our box about time he did it in opposition's

It’s like a diluted version of when Pearce played David James up front

 

[Tel001]

He is much calm in the opponents half then Evertons.

I think he just loves seeing goals being scored … unfortunately when he’s hanging around our goal he can only effect the oppositions goals ..

I’d play him up front ahead of maupay but behind simms

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hang on, how is it that the very obvious WUM gets the response he's going for unburdened by any warnings but the lads who get frustrated by his endless trolling of the forum get called on it straight away?

*cough* mod-multi *cough*

Not really. The Michael Keane of the forum, clearly. The golden child. Undroppable.

 

[maccavennie]

Excellent assist by Keggers Kinkladze

What was strange when put up top was how crap he is in the air back to goal. I know it shouldn't be a strong point with him not being a striker but just found it interesting the difference of how he jumps when facing the ball and when turned the other way round.

I shouldn't be surprised actually as he's crap when facing the ball.

Anyway, cracking assist. Stick him up top against Bournemouth if Dyche isn't going to use Simms (which I doubt he will) and hope he offers some nuisance value.

 

[Clarky cat]

He was alright to be honest today wasn't he? Got to be able to give credit when it's due if we're gonna slag him off when it's due.

No, that’s not how it works on this forum. It’s much better to double down and keep slating a player even if they haven’t been anywhere near as bad as you’ve said in the past or if they’ve actually contributed to getting a result

 

[GoldenToffee]

Great assist today for big Yerry, credit where it’s due and all that

Haha was funny... Tarkowski to Keane to Mina. Surely the first time in history that three centre halves have combined to score a goal. Pre-assist, assist and goal.

 

[Drico]

Haha was funny... Tarkowski to Keane to Mina. Surely the first time in history that three centre halves have combined to score a goal. Pre-assist, assist and goal.

Just as well the defenders decided to do it, because we'd be waiting a long time for our so-called "forwards" to...