Timbucktoo
Player Valuation: £8m
Only 6! He might not be as bad as I thought he was.he was the fault for around 6 goals from his personal mistakes alone.
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Only 6! He might not be as bad as I thought he was.he was the fault for around 6 goals from his personal mistakes alone.
He's not a forward and it takes a lot more to being one than winning a few headers, and scoring the odd goal from a set piece scramble in the boxPeople scoff but I'd genuinely consider him as an emergency forward....
He's very good in the air and has shown he's a pretty decent finisher ...
He's not half bad with the ball at his feet and I'm pretty sure he can hold the ball up better than our Gallic vertically challenged forward
Also being the opposite end of the pitch means he's not likely to make any costly mistakes at the back...
It’s the saddest state of affairs that I’m unsure if you are talking about maupay, simms or Keane here.He's not a forward and it takes a lot more to being one than winning a few headers, and scoring the odd goal from a set piece scramble in the box
Can't turn or run fast enough
Would get caught offside loads
Last few minutes as an extra body up front if chasing a game but otherwise a bad idea imo
He kept us up last seasonPlay Keane up front scored a beauty against palace
By far the worst regular centre back I have seen at the club in fifty odd years of going to Goodison.Utterly hilarious we are much worse without him, he should of been playing this season, another I called right.
Always play the long game
Not even closeBy far the worst regular centre back I have seen at the club in fifty odd years of going to Goodison.
The winner by far and the only thing he will ever win.Not even close