Mikel Arteta won’t rule out surgery on groin injury

[monty]

To be fair, i'd have a suspected hernia all year round if his missus was in my bed, i firmly believe that it's a sexual injury that he has...jammy bastardos.

She is one absolute doll, stuff of dreams, wet ones

 

[Vim Fuego]

She is one absolute doll, stuff of dreams, wet ones

I'd make a lovely soup out of her discharge.

 

[monty]

I'd make a lovely soup out of her discharge.

OK Vim you win this one

 

[Vim Fuego]

I can stoop lower than a snakes belly, my depravity knows no bounds, when a woman gives me the horn i'll do anything to her and for her...even put the bogseat down !