Minor Conspiracy Theories

[Nightman]

IKEA deliberately make products using substandard materials and confusing instructions, causing couples to fight, so they gain an extra customer following relationship breakdown/divorce.

 

[summerisle]

Good Times.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Self assessment tax becoming impossible so you use an accountant. Government gain more tax?

 

[DualityNSNO]

IKEA deliberately make products using substandard materials and confusing instructions, causing couples to fight, so they gain an extra customer following relationship breakdown/divorce.

IKEA has instructions so basic kids over 10 understand them.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Dominic Calvert Lewin's injury and fitness has been managed so as to allow him to get the winner on the final day that keeps us up two years on the bounce. Instant hero, instant statue.

 

[AndyC]

Dominic Calvert Lewin's injury and fitness has been managed so as to allow him to get the winner on the final day that keeps us up two years on the bounce. Instant hero, instant statue.

Wrong thread surely ??

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

GOT is actually Skynet biding it's time before it strikes us all down.

 

[BNJ1878]

IKEA deliberately make products using substandard materials and confusing instructions, causing couples to fight, so they gain an extra customer following relationship breakdown/divorce.

Sometimes they don't even get home, tensions rise in store.

There's a good reason it's known as "The Swedish Divorce Maze."

(If it isn't, it should be.)

 

[Lapeno77]

GOT is actually Skynet biding it's time before it strikes us all down.

The Bomb Shelter Thread is the Resistance and Azul is Sarah Connor

 

[Nightman]

IKEA has instructions so basic kids over 10 understand them.

I'm nine.

 

[Nightman]

On-hold music is deliberately awful, designed that way so the caller hang ups quicker and thus lowering the load of the call centre. Which also means less call centre staff costings to the company.

And I'm particularly looking at you, DWP.

 

[Cellardweller]

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people....under the supervision of the reverse vampires..are forcing parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner

 

[4737carlin]

Petrol is expensive because they want you to buy electric cars.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The Mysterious Disappearance of Roberto Martinez's tactics board. During his time with us, there was a game where the team played without a tactics board on the sidelines. Some fans believe that the board was stolen or misplaced, while DaveK has speculated that Martinez purposely left it behind as a motivational tactic. Whatever the reason for its disappearance, it sure is great that he got booted, the absolute loser.

 

[trueblue84]

Social media (namely tiktok) is biological warfare that is conditioning people to have no willpower or ability to focus for more than 3 minutes with a view to destabilising economies by making people less productive.