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Graphene is an ultra thin, a single atom thick layer of graphite discovered recently, with some very useful, exciting properties for technology and electronics. Scientists have been struggling for a while, to find a way of making Graphene on an industrial scale.

Struck me this morning that they could do a lot worse than have a word with tescos and seeing how they slice their bacon ffs.
 


Not content with a simple text message or phone call, people are now trying to out do each other with overblown happy birthday messages on Facebook with collages, poems and fkn all sorts.

LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GOOD FRIEND THIS PERSON IS TO ME.

PLEASE LOOK.
 
Not content with a simple text message or phone call, people are now trying to out do each other with overblown happy birthday messages on Facebook with collages, poems and fkn all sorts.

LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GOOD FRIEND THIS PERSON IS TO ME.

PLEASE LOOK.

It's the same with messages of condolences and sympathy too, except much worse.

It almost becomes a contest to see who can be the most sad and grief stricken.
 
Not content with a simple text message or phone call, people are now trying to out do each other with overblown happy birthday messages on Facebook with collages, poems and fkn all sorts.

LOOK HOW MUCH OF A GOOD FRIEND THIS PERSON IS TO ME.

PLEASE LOOK.

The thing that does my head in is when someone does a post like:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST GEORGEOUS BESTEST FAB MUM IN THE WORLD. DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU ‍xxxxxxxx

Then their mum doesn't even have Facebook. JUST GO AND SAY IT TO HER OR GET A CARD
 
The thing that does my head in is when someone does a post like:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST GEORGEOUS BESTEST FAB MUM IN THE WORLD. DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU ‍xxxxxxxx

Then their mum doesn't even have Facebook. JUST GO AND SAY IT TO HER OR GET A CARD
My housemate posted a birthday message for her cat (?!?!?) today saying that it's the best cat ever.

In reality everyone expect her hates the cat. It's a fkn nuisance. I'm fairly sure the cat doesn't have Facebook either.
 

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