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minor things that make you fume

Stupid people who make utterly incorrect outlandish statements to sound funny. Like the birds in the queue at Tesco just now, chap with them says 'sweet potato is way better than normal pototo' (absolutely correct), and the birds say

'no way, I had that and it tastes exactly the same as normal potato' (wtf are you talking about)

'urgh, they're like carrot and swede mashed together' (shut it you bint)

Honestly, some people.
 
Lads who walk around with there dre beats on show around there neck, like a fashion statement thinking there boss. No lads you just look like a tit and all it shows is that you were stupid enough to spend a few hundred on a pair of headphones.

Wanna rip them off and strangle the lad with them
 

...just reminded on the Old Pics thread that captains once led the procession onto the pitch. It annoys me that the refs do it these days, setting the tone that the match is about them. The players are the stars, the refs should be below the radar and follow them out.
 
...just reminded on the Old Pics thread that captains once led the procession onto the pitch. It annoys me that the refs do it these days, setting the tone that the match is about them. The players are the stars, the refs should be below the radar and follow them out.

It would be funny if the officials ran out and both teams hung back for a while......
 
Waiting for match of the day on Saturday and its on late because of "Last Night of the Proms" a load of southern chinless wonders with there Union Jack waste coats and phony Jingoism.
I wouldn't mind but they call it Last Night at the Proms but you watch it will be back on next year all over again.
 

Thermostat in my office that does not actually allow me to set my own room temperature because the whole building temp is determined offsite by University utilities in order to keep costs down.

Idiots. Freezing my arse off in this air conditioning so I've turned on my little portable heater
Having to work in a super-heated inferno of an office because some whiny women refuse to dress appropriately for the climate.

Unless you want me working stark bollock naked, please consider wearing a jumper if you (inexplicably) find 20 degrees to be cold.
 
Lads who walk around with there dre beats on show around there neck, like a fashion statement thinking there boss. No lads you just look like a tit and all it shows is that you were stupid enough to spend a few hundred on a pair of headphones.

Wanna rip them off and strangle the lad with them
I saw some lad the other day with a linen bag hanging round his neck! Is this some sort of new fashion?
 

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