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minor things that make you fume

A bar I worked in when I was younger had this. The looks of disgust I got from customers were brilliant. It's like they were blaming me personally for it.

It's not disgust mate, it's confusion.

It takes the brain a few seconds to work out that something isn't right.

That thing being Guinness in a can.

Ps anyone ever had the Nigerian Guinness, powerful stuff
 

This morning I've had two near misses with old people in Nissan Micras.

One in a supermarket and another one invloving an old women, who had to reverse towards me to let a lorry pass, she missed reversing into me and ended up reversing into a lamp post at the side of me.

There really needs to be something introduced to test eyesight and judgement once at certain age is reached for driving.

The old dear who hit the lamp post could very easily have run over a kid, a women with a pram, anyone behind her !
 
Work organising a big party at one of the other sites which starts at 3pm and finishes at 9.30pm, yet we're not allowed to leave our office until 6. With a 90 minute journey home there's no point going.
Haven't you twigged yet, these things are run by the bosses, for the bosses, oh yes everyone gets an invite, coz we're all team whatever / in this together, our people are our greatest asset, etc, etc. - but in reality??
stay at the trenches, get back to the coal face, we don't really want to mix with your sort up here in the land of carpet, aircon and automatic bonuses.
 
This morning I've had two near misses with old people in Nissan Micras.

One in a supermarket and another one invloving an old women, who had to reverse towards me to let a lorry pass, she missed reversing into me and ended up reversing into a lamp post at the side of me.

There really needs to be something introduced to test eyesight and judgement once at certain age is reached for driving.

The old dear who hit the lamp post could very easily have run over a kid, a women with a pram, anyone behind her !
You're not wrong. Watch out for Hyundai i10s and i20s by the way. That's what the OAPs are driving today.

I think there was a "Best small car" survey done about two years ago by Which or Saga or whatever.

We're thinking of getting one ourselves. See you on the road!
 

like their poo doesn't pong...but then again, past a certain point not many women do have a sense of humour
*puts on titanium reinforced cricket box.
True that. Some, but not many. Wonder why that is? I've spent a lot of time wondering.
Perhaps humour developed among hunting parties, predominantly male, as a means of diffusing potentially damaging conflicts within the hunting pack. Back at camp the berry collectors just learned to snipe at one another.
 
True that. Some, but not many. Wonder why that is? I've spent a lot of time wondering.
Perhaps humour developed among hunting parties, predominantly male, as a means of diffusing potentially damaging conflicts within the hunting pack. Back at camp the berry collectors just learned to snipe at one another.
They might 'appear' to have a sense of humour at the start, but it disappears like a BJ does when you're married
 

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