minor things that make you fume

[jal123]

That England Women's team manager, something proper sinister about him I can't quite out my finger on.

 

[GwladysPhil]

That England Women's team manager, something proper sinister about him I can't quite out my finger on.

I know what you mean, I've always had a slight superstition on some people and sadly I've been right too many time.

Also why isn't the women's team manager female?

 

[Huyton Layne]

I dislike the remote unlock feature on my car. You press it once to unlock the driver door and twice to unlock all doors. This is unnecessarily complicated. Just make it once to unlock ALL doors. Pisses me off. As does the "auto-down" feature on the electric window...you just touch the button and the window goes all the way down. I'm pretty sure I don't need this.

Dbl press is to stop you being raped at night by someone jumping in the passenger or back doors when you unlock your car in a shady area.

 

[verreauxi]

Dbl press is to stop you being raped at night by someone jumping in the passenger or back doors when you unlock your car in a shady area.

Never thought of that (perhaps indicative of me living in a low low crime area and being male). Makes sense.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

2 kopites in the gym before . Older fellas and Scouse arl arse types . Referring to coutinho as 'Phil'

One said to the other ' do you reckon Phil is going to leave?' The other fella replies ' I think so mate he's not happy by the looks of him ' at this point I'm thinking they're talking about a work colleague or another member of the gym . Then the first one says ' I fcking hate Barca '

Then it just clicked I burst out laughing . Beauts .

 

[Baines' left foot]

The insufferable tit who sits next to me has a runny nose and instead of blowing it like a normal person he's just sat there sniffing every 10 seconds.

 

[Bungle]

The insufferable tit who sits next to me has a runny nose and instead of blowing it like a normal person he's just sat there sniffing every 10 seconds.

Is Mr Handshake still about?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Is Mr Handshake still about?

Haha no he left a while ago.

 

[Bungle]

Haha no he left a while ago.

I almost feel like we've lost a lifelong friend

 

[cronullasharks]

The insufferable tit who sits next to me has a runny nose and instead of blowing it like a normal person he's just sat there sniffing every 10 seconds.

Get a handful of tissues and go shove them over his nose

 

[madden95]

passing the ball around defence.

 

[Blue Juice]

Truck drivers trying to overtake each other and blocking two lanes of the motorway for 5 miles at a time

 

[GwladysBlue]

Truck drivers trying to overtake each other and blocking two lanes of the motorway for 5 miles at a time

THIS.

They must get to their destination about two minutes faster whilst the rest of us have to suffer.

Lorry drivers in general, too. Hate them all.

 

[Pootsy]

Yeah, he had all that stuff years back. Reckon he is on his 3rd or 4th wife now. But that said, the owner of the takeaway, Betty Ho, (yeah, honestly), told me he was a really nice bloke. When he is in town visiting the in laws, he is regularly seen popping down to the High Street.

And to complete the "Portishead Pointless Facts" Sunday afternoon treat, a near neighbour of his in laws is non other than Bobby Gould.

Less fuming now the clutch wont be as mush as I feared.

I bet he uses the Waitrose down near the Marina!

 

[jal123]

The offy by ours.

'Are they cold lad?'

'Yeah!'

Pay and leave, get home and check, room temperature. Want to freeze the cans and throw them through their windows.