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minor things that make you fume

My neighbours sit in the garden and smoke constantly. All day and night. The smoke goes straight into my living room and also into any open window on that side of the house.
The woman doesn't work, and sits at the table next to the fence all bloody day in her dressing gown tabbing on.

We've got a nursing home at the back of us and some of the staff smoke skunk on their break round the back, which comes in thru our windows too.

I quite like it ;)
 
Throw a bucket of water over them
We've not been here long. I'm under strict instructions to behave.
Last night they put their bins and recycling glass over the end my drive as well, blocking my motor. I was going to throw it all over the fence. The mrs calmed me down.
I'm just waiting for their snide cat to jump over, my dogs got his eye on it, and he's pyar quick.
 
We've not been here long. I'm under strict instructions to behave.
Last night they put their bins and recycling glass over the end my drive as well, blocking my motor. I was going to throw it all over the fence. The mrs calmed me down.
I'm just waiting for their snide cat to jump over, my dogs got his eye on it, and he's pyar quick.

My first neighbours where just like this - inbred, Lonsdale clad scruffs.

Rude, ignorant and a pair of breeding tramps.

Tell you're missus, from bitter experience, being reasonable with them just makes them worse, as it reinforces their idea that they're the Kings of the Hill. I can guarantee they will get worse.

The only way to combat them, is to play them at their own game and call them out.

You may end up not talking to them, but it'll stop them taking the piss.
 
My first neighbours where just like this - inbred, Lonsdale clad scruffs.

Rude, ignorant and a pair of breeding tramps.

Tell you're missus, from bitter experience, being reasonable with them just makes them worse, as it reinforces their idea that they're the Kings of the Hill. I can guarantee they will get worse.

The only way to combat them, is to play them a their own game and call them out.

You may end up not talking to them, but it'll stop them taking the piss.
Your right there mate I lived in a decent area and my next door neighbor had lived there for 30years and thought they owed the kin road,had trouble with them constantly over the 8 years we there and I mean arguments in the road and more,we ended up leaving, not because of them like but we moved to an area not as snotty shall we say,been here 12mths and not a bit of trouble with neighbors.
 

Your right there mate I lived in a decent area and my next door neighbor had lived there for 30years and thought they owed the kin road,had trouble with them constantly over the 8 years we there and I mean arguments in the road and more,we ended up leaving, not because of them like but we moved to an area not as snotty shall we say,been here 12mths and not a bit of trouble with neighbors.
You can spot these people from miles away as well.
We joke about Lonsdale etc.. but its bang on.
 
I had to blast my horn at one of them today. Caused me to slam on my breaks.

Just strolled across Queens Drive with his earphones in and didn't bother to look to see if any cars were coming. It's a 40mph road, too.

I have got very good at avoiding the many schools booting out time in my town, cos trying to drive round the nearby streets during them is a nightmare.
 
I have got very good at avoiding the many schools booting out time in my town, cos trying to drive round the nearby streets during them is a nightmare.
I've got no choice, two or three days a week I have to travel from site to site. Always hit the worst roads in Liverpool and Manchester.

Roll on the next half term.
 

I had to blast my horn at one of them today. Caused me to slam on my breaks.

Just strolled across Queens Drive with his earphones in and didn't bother to look to see if any cars were coming. It's a 40mph road, too.
And then you'll often get a finger or get told to eff off. At least that's what happens here. Loads of people with big bags of potatos on their shoulders.
 
My neighbours sit in the garden and smoke constantly. All day and night. The smoke goes straight into my living room and also into any open window on that side of the house.
The woman doesn't work, and sits at the table next to the fence all bloody day in her dressing gown tabbing on.

On the bright side they'll probably die of lung related complaints sooner or later so you could just play the waiting game.
 
Your right there mate I lived in a decent area and my next door neighbor had lived there for 30years and thought they owed the kin road,had trouble with them constantly over the 8 years we there and I mean arguments in the road and more,we ended up leaving, not because of them like but we moved to an area not as snotty shall we say,been here 12mths and not a bit of trouble with neighbors.

Similar experience too.

The scruff next door's parents owned half a dozen houses in our road, which they rented out.

I thought the fact that he was not involved in the management of any of the houses was quite telling, even though he lived in one of his parents houses too.

He behaved like he owned the road and it was his own personal parking space in the road outside his house.

They moved in the end, as it ended up that no one in the road would give them the time of day.
 
Similar experience too.

The scruff next door's parents owned half a dozen houses in our road, which they rented out.

I thought the fact that he was not involved in the management of any of the houses was quite telling, even though he lived in one of his parents houses too.

He behaved like he owned the road and it was his own personal parking space in the road outside his house.

They moved in the end, as it ended up that no one in the road would give them the time of day.
Don't start me on parking,the prick used to drive over my driveway to get on to his,and guess what team he supported.
 
Don't start me on parking,the prick used to drive over my driveway to get on to his,and guess what team he supported.

I used to scatter a few massive tacks in front of his tyres occasionally.

He could never prove it was me and my car at the time was an E reg Golf that cost £70, so he could've done what he liked to it and I'd have never been arsed lol
 

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