minor things that make you fume

[Walken]

When someone insists on telling you a really boring and drawn out story involving something that happened to them. It’s always them and it’s always completely uninteresting.

needless to say, I had the last laugh yet again

 

[Brendan Janus]

No. Short, dumpy, large nose and her mouth already has a full time job

Then fill the full time job with something !

 

[Baines' left foot]

needless to say, I had the last laugh yet again

“So I says to him don’t I; who do you think you’re talking to lad?”

He turns round and says “You, lad”.

So I turns round and says; “Oh well that’s alright then mate”.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Test Cricket - Boring !

 

[JLW]

Test Cricket - Boring !

Any cricket! Horrendous sport

 

[Toast]

Black Friday.

Oh, and Everton.. you can do one with your "Blue Friday" emails you cheeky gets.

 

[chrismpw]

The fact that we've drifted into being a country where, on the one hand it's considered abhorrent to discriminate on sex, race, belief, and practically any grounds, but on the other, nobody questions the morality of ripping off and exploiting the stupid, by rising prices the month before this US black Friday debacle, before lowering them to the previous price and calling it a sale.

And the government we elect to protect and represent our interests, just love it and their tax portion of it all.

 

[larbert toffee]

High St. banks, I remember when they were all merging 'This will not mean redundancies or loss of local branches' fast forward a few years, my local branch has closed,yes I use online banking but I was sent a cheque forcing me to go into town, they now have hardly any tellers on so you have to wait in a long queue, absolute bar stewards, no regard for the elderly,disabled or anyone except their shareholders.Rant complete thank you.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Urgh just switched on the tele and got drawn into watching 5 mins of Saturday kitchen.
Horrible

 

[bigjonny]

As I'm not going to Southampton I've come to watch Lancaster City play, and there's a lad just come in the pub wearing a RS shirt.Is there no escape ?!!!

 

[gonetomorrow]

As I'm not going to Southampton I've come to watch Lancaster City play, and there's a lad just come in the pub wearing a RS shirt.Is there no escape ?!!!

Lancaster are The Dolly Blues - named after laundry tablets. And they play at Giant Axe. Great stuff.

 

[bigjonny]

Lancaster are The Dolly Blues - named after laundry tablets. And they play at Giant Axe. Great stuff.

I wondered where that name came from.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I wondered where that name came from.

My son was at university there in the early 00s so I got quite familiar with the place. I never realised how close it was to Morecambe - almost the same town.

Morecambe are called the Shrimps by the way. No surprise there.

 

[COYBL25]

High St. banks, I remember when they were all merging 'This will not mean redundancies or loss of local branches' fast forward a few years, my local branch has closed,yes I use online banking but I was sent a cheque forcing me to go into town, they now have hardly any tellers on so you have to wait in a long queue, absolute bar stewards, no regard for the elderly,disabled or anyone except their shareholders.Rant complete thank you.

Done the same with Post Offices too, which means pension day now resembles Dawn of the Dead, with the added bonus of the fact they're all paying every bill known to man at the same time.

Monday's are the worst.

 

[LEONARD]

Libertarian 'thrill seekers' who book holidays in war zones and high risk countries.

When they get kidnapped or jailed, they expect the rest of the world to bail them out.