minor things that make you fume
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..always happens when you are in a rush. When my daughter was a toddler (she's 29 now) I dressed her & dropped her off at nursery. Mrs Eggs picked her up and was told I'd put her knickers on with one of the leg holes around her waist. Wondered why she couldn't breath very well that morning.
No mate...I wasn't. Wouldn't be prudent to fume on GOT and drive at the same time.
Try going out with it on inside out, ffs! Autumn mornings grrr
Also, I was out walking the dog today and I got talking to a woman standing outside her house with her dog... Did some small talk then her dog went back into the garden and did a poo.
After running out of small talk and wanting to get away, I said "you'll have to get your bags out" (not a euphemism, do your own stories! )
She said "It's not my garden" and walked off with her dog!
Your dog should not be in someone else's garden at all let alone having a sh*t in it! Ffs! fume
After running out of small talk and wanting to get away, I said "you'll have to get your bags out" (not a euphemism, do your own stories! )
She said "It's not my garden" and walked off with her dog!
Your dog should not be in someone else's garden at all let alone having a sh*t in it! Ffs! fume
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I did a whole night out whilst having a jumper on back to front recently. It wasn't obvious and no one noticed but I still felt like a tit.
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Slipping in the toilet and putting your hand in a fresh turd!
That just happened, didn't it?
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