minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Get smashing those protein shakes and take it easy when you start lifting again.

Look at the positives, you should be sound now for Christmas, as chances are you're not going to get anything else now x

Thnx for the positive vibes babes.x

 

[Walken]

Tbf, had to go a fair way back, you happy sod.

go all the way back to the england vs algeria thread, you will see real rage

 

[Walken]

...I dislike it when i’m doing my old man’s 5k jog and the machine puts me on a gradient. It’s hard enough as it is without going uphill.

are you running on a skynet treadmill? Pretty sure you have control of the machine

 

[Eggs]

are you running on a skynet treadmill? Pretty sure you have control of the machine

..I don’t know, Matey, I just get on and press the 5k run. About twice every time it puts me on a gradient, only a slight one but i’ve ended up with legs like Bob Latchford!!!

 

[degsy]

Bought a car last night for a decent price at a big car supermarket, sale went great, like the motor. But when it came to part-exing my existing vehicle the bloke wouldn't give me a cup of tea for it, started in with a load of bolloxology about the Boss would prob offer me a £100 for it, it's so difficult sticking cars into auction nowadays (aye, right), and I'd be best off just selling privately. So I said fine, which produced some back-tracking, but he still wouldn't go over £300.
Now we're not talking about a high end motor here - 7 year old exeo estate with 140,000 miles on it, but I've seen good condition ones go for £1500+ on ebay as the 1.9L TDi goes forever, so thought half that would be realistic partex for my dented version.

Never sold a car privately before so will have to roll it out onto ebay or autotrader and see what happens. Not even fuming really, just don't know the used car game so don't understand the salesman's incentives.

The clue is in the name...they're car SELLERS
It's the old buy cheap sell dear
Happened to me not long ago with Kia
Bought at 22k, now has 33k on the clock
Fancied the new model at 25k
Was looking at around 14 15k
Sharp intake of breath hmm might stretch it to 9k
Mrs degsy told him 'koff and walked out

 

[Walken]

..I don’t know, Matey, I just get on and press the 5k run. About twice every time it puts me on a gradient, only a slight one but i’ve ended up with legs like Bob Latchford!!!

each gradient percentage you do entitles you to an extra pint on a weekend

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The new £5 and £10 notes, I don't use a wallet so just fold the notes over and lash in my pocket, when I pull my wad (not a big wad by the way!) out the new notes just slide and spring open, ending up on the floor, annoys me something silly.

 

[gonetomorrow]

When the Jehovahs come to the door it's always a young pretty female who does the talking. It happened again today.
Behind her is the usual old boiler in weird shoes.

 

[Eggs]

each gradient percentage you do entitles you to an extra pint on a weekend

...brilliant, ‘I simply remember my favourite things and then I don’t feel so bad’.

 

[COYBL25]

When the Jehovahs come to the door it's always a young pretty female who does the talking. It happened again today.
Behind her is the usual old boiler in weird shoes.

The ones that come to ours are usually young fellas, in suits that make them look like " the Men in Black ".

They haven't worked out, that looking like an FBI agent isn't going to get you very far in Liverpool lol

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Been ill the last two days and hardly eaten anything. I’ve lost 3/4 of a stone and I’m skinny as fk.

WOOL aids

 

[Brendan Janus]

Man U FA Cup ties !!

 

[dano195]

Celebrity Juice.

 

[Toast]

I've hidden a xmas pressie for one of my kids..

And I can't find it.

FFS

 

[kev]

I've hidden a xmas pressie for one of my kids..

And I can't find it.

FFS

Last year I hid a Christmas present in the loft for my Granddaughter. Forgot all about it until I went up there in July.




It's a shame really, she would have loved that kitten.