minor things that make you fume

[Jamo Martinez]

Anyone have young kids? Like babies/toddlers? You know when you're buttoning up their vest after changing them, those three metal clip buttons at the bottom? You button one, then another and just as you're trying to match up the last one, you realise you got the first two wrong!!! It's happened me like a couple of hundred times by now...

Oh and accidentally biting the inside of your cheek when eating. How annoying is that? A basic motor function that requires no thought. Its like breathing wrong!

I did it 3 times in one day in the same spot.

the first time was like 'ow'

the second time 'arghh' and invented new swear words.

the third time I said something resembling 'ahshnnrrrrggh' and sobbed inconsolably.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

The dog

I’ve just took him the park with the ball and when I got in I needed the toilet badly . So I didn’t have time to clean him he’s rotten so I left him outside with the door a jar until I’d been the bog.

When I finished I couldn’t find him so I look around and go into the bedroom and he’s on the bed ( only just put clean sheets on ) and there is muddy dog prints all over .

I couldn’t even get mad as he saw me , lied on his back and wanted a stroke the little sh1t.
He gets away with more trouble than Liverpool F.C.

 

[SiEdmo]

The dog

I’ve just took him the park with the ball and when I got in I needed the toilet badly . So I didn’t have time to clean him he’s rotten so I left him outside with the door a jar until I’d been the bog.

When I finished I couldn’t find him so I look around and go into the bedroom and he’s on the bed ( only just put clean sheets on ) and there is muddy dog prints all over .

I couldn’t even get mad as he saw me , lied on his back and wanted a stroke the little sh1t.
He gets away with more trouble than Liverpool F.C.

hahaha cheers mate made my morning there

 

[degsy]

Slow people blocking the way when walking down the street or worse still those who just suddenly stop right in front of you.

Women mostly

 

[sageyefc]

The nationwide adverts with the two nobhead women singing, ones playing the keyboard

 

[sageyefc]

Centennials, they're worse than kopites for being offended by everything, everything is offensive to them.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Centennials, they're worse than kopites for being offended by everything, everything is offensive to them.

Are they anything like Millenials?

 

[sageyefc]

Are they anything like Millenials?

The younger generation, they're even worse

 

[cronullasharks]

The song Sweet Caroline. Crush it

 

[GwladysBlue]

Liam Neeson’s voice.

 

[MartSlinger]

Liam Neeson’s voice.

Liam Neeson films after Taken 1.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Liam Neeson films after Taken 1.

There is one getting advertised now, think it’s called ‘The Commuter’. Basically looked like Taken, but set on a train.

 

[Paulie]

Tom Hardy and his mysterious persona he has in film and TV.

 

[samsonthedog1]

Being on Beta blockers and constantly being shattered.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Women who don’t shut up about being a mum, drives me insane.

It does always remind me of this scene from The Office, though. Had me crying with laughter the first time I seen it: