minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

lads who dont wash their hands after going the bog,

i have to have hand sanitiser at my desk cos it renders washing your hands pointless if you touch a door handle to get out

Incredibly annoying.

I see people doing it at the gym all the time. They just walk off and put their pissy little hands on everything. Apparently there’s more germs on your average dumbbell than a toilet seat. You can quite often predict which ones won’t wash their hands. Always the scabby looking rats.

 

[chrismpw]

Incredibly annoying.

I see people doing it at the gym all the time. They just walk off and put their pissy little hands on everything. Apparently there’s more germs on your average dumbbell than a toilet seat. You can quite often predict which ones won’t wash their hands. Always the scabby looking rats.

Germs are all around you mate. Fact: there are more bacterial cells in your body than there are human cells. Yet you live. How many dumbel related deaths are there each year, due to infections caused by not washing hands?

We live in a world where sales people successfully breed fear and paranoia about germs, to sell their potions.

 

[mezzrow]

View attachment 45099 Hey @mezzrow, how about girls who turn up to school band so high they forget which way round their hands go AND they forget their mouthpiece?

Send to girls's dean with discipline referral marked "recommended for wood/metal shop". If you find a kid who is in band and metal shop, there's your future repair tech. I had a tuba player about 35 years ago in my middle school whose dad was a machinist with his own shop. Didn't have to twist his arm to figure it out. He's been the go to guy in central Florida for the past 25 years for brass repair.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Germs are all around you mate. Fact: there are more bacterial cells in your body than there are human cells. Yet you live. How many dumbel related deaths are there each year, due to infections caused by not washing hands?

We live in a world where sales people successfully breed fear and paranoia about germs, to sell their potions.

I’ve worked on construction sites for 13 years so I’m no stranger to germs.

I just find the idea of indirectly wiping someone else’s piss on my face a bit disgusting, that’s all. All because some people are lazy degenerates.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Manure !!

 

[GwladysBlue]

When this sign suddenly appears on the motorway:

And then immediately on the sign your car does this:

You’d at least think they’d give you a bit more notice!

 

[summerisle]

Untying your shoelaces and producing a knot - usually when you're in a hurry.

 

[degsy]

I had a tiny piece of annoying dry skin on my lip, tried all the usual methods, finally managed to nip it between 2 finger nails...i mean its tiny, tiny
Fumin here; Ended up ripping what seemed half my lip off, stings like 'k now.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Untying your shoelaces and producing a knot - usually when you're in a hurry.

In the airport security line trying to get your shoe off and you are late for the flight!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Have a revised list this week;
Cats
People using the third person to refer to someone who is present
People who spell foneticaly
The TSA
People who screw their face up when sipping tea like its going to be too hot but it never is...
People who chew their nails incessantly and then offer to shake your hand
American baked beans
Disney
Car salesmen (cheap brands) who wear a camel coat and are under 20
Talking about how you always use Waze even though your car has navigation
Yes, people who qualify the word ‘unique’
Contractors with fish on their trucks
The basket of deplorables
Stupid names they give car models
People who say”don’t you agree” all the time
NASCAR

 

[MarkK1988]

i hate being called Love by people in shops and that you know, some girl in the co-op by me who i know was a few years younger than me.

shouldnt do really cos its only trying to be friendly but does my head in

 

[FC sexy xxx]

i hate being called Love by people in shops and that you know, some girl in the co-op by me who i know was a few years younger than me.

shouldnt do really cos its only trying to be friendly but does my head in

calm down love

 

[larbert toffee]

Have a revised list this week;
Cats
People using the third person to refer to someone who is present
People who spell foneticaly
The TSA
People who screw their face up when sipping tea like its going to be too hot but it never is...
People who chew their nails incessantly and then offer to shake your hand
American baked beans
Disney
Car salesmen (cheap brands) who wear a camel coat and are under 20
Talking about how you always use Waze even though your car has navigation
Yes, people who qualify the word ‘unique’
Contractors with fish on their trucks
The basket of deplorables
Stupid names they give car models
People who say”don’t you agree” all the time
NASCAR

From this I can deduce that you live in a bedsit, have serious attention disorder, you are an absolute fiend at Sonic the hedgehog and your online friend is @Cork Evertonian

 

[Frang]

Untying your shoelaces and producing a knot - usually when you're in a hurry.

same with ya tracky bottoms that tie up, desperate for a waazzz and pull the wrong side of the string and produce an uber tight knot that you cant undo!

AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Have a revised list this week;
Cats
People using the third person to refer to someone who is present
People who spell foneticaly
The TSA
People who screw their face up when sipping tea like its going to be too hot but it never is...
People who chew their nails incessantly and then offer to shake your hand
American baked beans
Disney
Car salesmen (cheap brands) who wear a camel coat and are under 20
Talking about how you always use Waze even though your car has navigation
Yes, people who qualify the word ‘unique’
Contractors with fish on their trucks
The basket of deplorables
Stupid names they give car models
People who say”don’t you agree” all the time
NASCAR

Oh and I forgot - one from the USA - south - people who wish you Merry Christmas because you are white and then dont say anything if you are wearing a hijab or look vaguely non caucasian.