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minor things that make you fume

FC sexy xxx said:
I saw a few fat lads at the match yesterday wearing ridiculously skinny jeans . I was fuming because I just wanted to tell them what 2@‘s they looked but you can’t get away with that anymore. I mean how can they leave the house and think they look ok . And they definitely can’t be comfy . Beauts
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I caught myself the other day, and realised I must be becoming old.

Was driving along the road and some teenage lad was minding his own business slouching along the pavement in skinny joggers with a crotch level with his knees, and a back pocket just above the knee.

I was slowing down reaching for the window lever ready to impart some opinions and sartorial advice when I realised that it would make me look a grumpy old man.

I hitched up the bailer twine I use to keep up my own trousers and drove on.
 
chrismpw said:
I caught myself the other day, and realised I must be becoming old.

Was driving along the road and some teenage lad was minding his own business slouching along the pavement in skinny joggers with a crotch level with his knees, and a back pocket just above the knee.

I was slowing down reaching for the window lever ready to impart some opinions and sartorial advice when I realised that it would make me look a grumpy old man.

I hitched up the bailer twine I use to keep up my own trousers and drove on.
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lol
 
Mr Samuel Allardyce

It makes me fume to look at him with his open mouthed constant cud chewing.
It makes me fume to listen to him with his 'everybody but me is to blame.'
It makes me fume that he is just so negative.
It makes me fume that his name should even get mentioned in the same sentence as my beloved Everton FC.
but what has increased my fume ten fold, is that I just found out that this mess of a man is actually younger than me.
GTF :red:
 
kev said:
Mr Samuel Allardyce

It makes me fume to look at him with his open mouthed constant cud chewing.
It makes me fume to listen to him with his 'everybody but me is to blame.'
It makes me fume that he is just so negative.
It makes me fume that his name should even get mentioned in the same sentence as my beloved Everton FC.
but what has increased my fume ten fold, is that I just found out that this mess of a man is actually younger than me.
GTF :red:
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Don't worry. In five years we'll look back on this and laugh like hyenas before choking on our prawn sandwiches.
 

lancs blue said:
Flat pack furniture. Grrrr
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I had this at the weekend.

I went to Ikea to get a table for a girl I’m seeing and I asked one of the staff if I needed any tools I.e. screwdriver and he said no it’s just an Allen key which is included in the box.

Lying [Poor language removed].

There I was at her house with a knife (as obviously he had no tolls whatsoever) trying to turn a tiny weeny Phillips head screw. Took over an hour to fix about 10 screws in ffs.
 
Baines' left foot said:
I had this at the weekend.

I went to Ikea to get a table for a girl I’m seeing and I asked one of the staff if I needed any tools I.e. screwdriver and he said no it’s just an Allen key which is included in the box.

Lying [Poor language removed].

There I was at her house with a knife (as obviously he had no tolls whatsoever) trying to turn a tiny weeny Phillips head screw. Took over an hour to fix about 10 screws in ffs.
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She was testing you mate. Any man who turns up without satisfactory tools is no man.

Soz.

Give me her number and I'll finish the job. ;)
 
Got back to work from a 2 week holiday. Someone has been using my stapler, literally down so there are zero staples in it, and not replaced them.

My first attempt at stapling was an embarrassment, the empty clunk of shame filling the room.

chrismpw said:
She was testing you mate. Any man who turns up without satisfactory tools is no man.

Soz.

Give me her number and I'll finish the job. ;)
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Yup, totally immaculated yourself there BLF mate. Better get on the soy and start your transition.
 
Baines' left foot said:
I had this at the weekend.

I went to Ikea to get a table for a girl I’m seeing and I asked one of the staff if I needed any tools I.e. screwdriver and he said no it’s just an Allen key which is included in the box.

Lying [Poor language removed].

There I was at her house with a knife (as obviously he had no tolls whatsoever) trying to turn a tiny weeny Phillips head screw. Took over an hour to fix about 10 screws in ffs.
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What sort of man doesn't carry a multitool on him at all times
 

chrismpw said:
She was testing you mate. Any man who turns up without satisfactory tools is no man.

Soz.

Give me her number and I'll finish the job. ;)
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The Speke Spectre said:
Got back to work from a 2 week holiday. Someone has been using my stapler, literally down so there are zero staples in it, and not replaced them.

My first attempt at stapling was an embarrassment, the empty clunk of shame filling the room.



Yup, totally immaculated yourself there BLF mate. Better get on the soy and start your transition.
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Pfffft. I’m a construction manager ffs, I don’t need tools. The only tools I need are my Parker fountain pen and my finger for pointing at people when I belittle them.
 

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