minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

The Inland revenue and customs phone line.

Voice recognition and an impossibly long menu of options to get through.

Had to put the phone down, as I'd have ended up throwing it against the wall.

 

[Frang]

The Inland revenue and customs phone line.

Voice recognition and an impossibly long menu of options to get through.

Had to put the phone down, as I'd have ended up throwing it against the wall.

'please say what you are calling for , for example, I am calling about a tax return'

*** beeeep ***

'I am calling about a tax return'

*** silent pause ***

'you are calling regarding a missing dog in Brentford, is this correct ?'

**shouts down phone, NOOOOOO IS IT FECK!


how do they even get to this ??!

every bleeding time

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have you relocated to North Wales ?

scouse?

Romanians.

One moment you’re having a conversation with someone, the next another Romanian bloke turns up and suddenly the conversation is in Romanian.

It’s just rude fam.

 

[Frang]

Romanians.

One moment you’re having a conversation with someone, the next another Romanian bloke turns up and suddenly the conversation is in Romanian.

It’s just rude fam.

they are like that in north wales too.

 

[Baines' left foot]

they are like that in north wales too.

SPEKE ARE LANGUIGE IN ARE COUNTRY. GET IT?!?!?!?

 

[Walken]

When you’re with several people whose first language isn’t English but can speak it well yet they choose to speak in the native tongue, and you’re the only one who can’t understand it.

it does give you an insight into the character a little, some in the group will think nothing of excluding you, and you can see others start to try to bring it back to english on your behalf, I do wish I was multi lingual though

 

[Baines' left foot]

it does give you an insight into the character a little, some in the group will think nothing of excluding you, and you can see others start to try to bring it back to english on your behalf, I do wish I was multi lingual though

I just walk away unless it’s a conversation I need to be part of.

Aye, English being the most widely used language in the world is obviously very handy but it does make us lazy with learning another language.

 

[marnie]

Pissed up woman/wife/bird.FFS

 

[Tubey]

No one I talk to can remember what Kazaa was.

 

[efcforever]

No one I talk to can remember what Kazaa was.

I remember it. Ace for downloading MP3s around about 2000-2001. Think it got shut down. I remember waiting 40 minutes for one song to download.

 

[Eggs]

..the end of Cheltenham and Aintree races for another year. It was another profitable Spring, but win or lose it’s always so enjoyable.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I had 2 pints yesterday and 2 brandy and cokes and felt fine . Today I feel like death with a rotting hangover . How does that work with such a small amount of drink ?

 

[degsy]

I had 2 pints yesterday and 2 brandy and cokes and felt fine . Today I feel like death with a rotting hangover . How does that work with such a small amount of drink ?

Because you're getting too old and stayed up too late / didn't get enough sleep

Welcome to the club
#the oldies thread

Edit; either the above or somebody slipped you a powder
Any stinging in the hoop region?

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Because you're getting too old and stayed up too late / didn't get enough sleep

Welcome to the club
#the oldies thread

Edit; either the above or somebody slipped you a powder
Any stinging in the hoop region?

I’m only 35 but health wise I’m probably about 50 so your probably right ( getting old ) lol

 

[COYBL25]

I had 2 pints yesterday and 2 brandy and cokes and felt fine . Today I feel like death with a rotting hangover . How does that work with such a small amount of drink ?

You`ve lost your tolerance to drink mate, it`s a simple as that.

The only way to get it back, is by canning the ale again.

I`m exactly the same now, plus add " the fear " into the hangover too.

Four / six max for me now.