minor things that make you fume

[.....!]

Having to throw some parts of my telly in the oven.

 

[.....!]

The absolute balloons who paint a perfectly good piece of solid wood furniture, hike the price up and sell it as upcycled. Get gone....

 

[Baines' left foot]

The term ‘street food’.

Makes no sense at all and is seemingly used as justification for charging loads for basic food usually found in burger vans.

 

[Abraders]

Having to throw some parts of my telly in the oven.

...this hahaha

 

[WA Toffee]

Get a beer from the fridge, sit down then realise I forgot to get the crisps. Get up and get myself the crisps and sit back down on the couch. Literally 3 seconds later the dishwasher finishes so have to get up again to open the door

 

[PITA]

Going a bar and when you go the toilet there's a bloke selling aftershave who stares at you while you're having a slash, indulges in top level banter with beak addled roid'eads and then tries to get a quid off you when you just wanna wash your hands.

Can you re-phrase that for people over the age of 40?

 

[Walken]

The term ‘street food’.

Makes no sense at all and is seemingly used as justification for charging loads for basic food usually found in burger vans.

As a hipster I have to tell people it's the best way to eat, but I don't really know what it is

 

[PITA]

Father in law refused hip surgery as he's too old at 74.
Fit enough to hold a pilots licence like..

And Prince Phillip in for hip surgery, aged about 100.. Ffs.

I'm guessing that your father-in-law isn't a Prince.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Can you re-phrase that for people over the age of 40?

Upon entering the conveniences of a drinking establishment there will often be a male stood by the washing facilities.

Whilst you are making use of the toilet said male may display various behaviours such as staring at you, attempting to establish conversation with you or alternatively make humorous exchanges with other convenience users whose behaviours and perception of social norms are affected by the misuse of anabolic–androgenic steroids and excessive recreational use of Benzoylmethylecgonine.

After you have made use of the convenience you may well wish to wash your hands for cleanliness, health reasons or programmed social behaviours. At this moment the male stood by the washing facilities will attempt to pass you soap and a paper towel in exchange for money. For those who simply wish to wash their hands and require no assistance it is a mildly annoying diversion with the potential for social awkwardness.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Father in law refused hip surgery as he's too old at 74.
Fit enough to hold a pilots licence like..

And Prince Phillip in for hip surgery, aged about 100.. Ffs.

My significant other was refused knee surgery as she's too young. Apparently taking strong painkillers everyday for however many years is a better long term solution. Don't see it myself but I'm no expert.

 

[Kenshin]

The absolute balloons who paint a perfectly good piece of solid wood furniture, hike the price up and sell it as upcycled. Get gone....

Mate of mine plans to buy old pallets and turn them into tables. Little effort but plans to sell them for a couple of hundred each.

 

[PITA]

Upon entering the conveniences of a drinking establishment there will often be a male stood by the washing facilities.

Whilst you are making use of the toilet said male may display various behaviours such as staring at you, attempting to establish conversation with you or alternatively make humorous exchanges with other convenience users whose behaviours and perception of social norms are affected by the misuse of anabolic–androgenic steroids and excessive recreational use of Benzoylmethylecgonine.

After you have made use of the convenience you may well wish to wash your hands for cleanliness, health reasons or programmed social behaviours. At this moment the male stood by the washing facilities will attempt to pass you soap and a paper towel in exchange for money. For those who simply wish to wash their hands and require no assistance it is a mildly annoying diversion with the potential for social awkwardness.

Many thanks.

 

[ClausThomsen]

The absolute balloons who paint a perfectly good piece of solid wood furniture, hike the price up and sell it as upcycled. Get gone....

The term ‘street food’.

Makes no sense at all and is seemingly used as justification for charging loads for basic food usually found in burger vans.

Nothing up with this. So long as the people doing it are honest enough with themselves to know it's all nonsense and they're making good money off pretentious dimwits it's all good.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Nothing up with this. So long as the people doing it are honest enough with themselves to know it's all nonsense and they're making good money off pretentious dimwits it's all good.

I live in London so it’s always utter biffs.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The absolute balloons who paint a perfectly good piece of solid wood furniture, hike the price up and sell it as upcycled. Get gone....

I once saw a pallet for sale which someone had fitted ‘bespoke casters’ or some bollocks. £150 they wanted for it.